crookin

super high off of weed beyond mukin

yo you wuz crookin last night

by Von-der-sex December 18, 2008

crooknose

When someone has a defromed nose, and "knows" it but wont get it fixed. They are called a crooknose cause of this. Their nose could be big, small, "piged nosed", or crooked.

guy1: Hey yo, Yo! Crook Nose. Go See a plastic surgeon beeotch!

Crook: (sob)

by JOSH TCR WM September 8, 2004

crookneck

similair to a jackneck...a fast talking shady person

that guy trying to sell us rolexs on the corner was a real crookneck

by ameecia May 26, 2005

crooked vein

A crooked vein is an uncut dick, so called because of the prominent vein that runs the length of an uncircumcised penis, branching into two smaller veins at the foreskin.

1. When that studly guy took off his pants and underwear in the locker room, he displayed a magnificent crooked vein.

2. That stud seemed to parade around the locker room to show off his crooked vein.

2. Did you see the crooked vein on that stud?

by Clawed Balls September 18, 2010

cooksource

The act of self-righteous plagiarism indignantly justified by an incorrect assertion that the content resided within a public domain (no matter what the other 6 billion-less-one people think and know).

I've cooksourced your recipe, now pay me for correcting your typos

by diomedes31 November 7, 2010

Crooked Pussy

A horizontally aligned vagina - someone or something extraordinarily incorrect or dysfunctional

That crooked pussy over there dropped his car keys down the storm drain.

by Come on meow May 17, 2015

crook guts

A jarro-ism. Meaning you ate an off chicken sandwich from the servo.

Jarro says “that sandwich gave me crook guts”

by Accountability January 17, 2018