Crinklefucker

those little stick-on giftwrap bows

You know where the box of Crinklefuckers went?

by Erthæl The Protogen March 2, 2026

Cronkey

When Cracker and Honky aren’t extreme enough to describe someone

Crickey, there’s a Cronkey coming this way!!

by Spring Hill Cronkey August 13, 2025

Wet Crinkle

A sexual act in which a non erect penis is used to give a girl vaginal orgasm.

I had whiskey dick last night, so I had to do the wet crinkle.
I ran out of Cialis pills last week and I had no choice but to perform the wet crinkle.

by ChrisCrinkle October 10, 2022

Make It Crinkle

Equivalent to "show me the money". The act of "making it crinkle" is when you get paid, and it crinkles in the palm of your hand, or as you stuff it into your pocket.

Short form: Crinkle = Cash

You have my money, bitch? You better make that shit crinkle!

Tell me how much you need and make it crinkle!

Also could be used as a noun: Bitch better have my crinkle!

by UrbanArch December 18, 2008