booty crickets

a condition in which a booty echos during sex

them booty crickets were chirpin last night when i fucked that monks corner skeez in the ass

by skeezmaster August 29, 2006

Merion Cricket Club

Haven to rich main liners who rely on daddy's money. The most exclusive club in the Philadelphia region. Most known for its exclusion of non-wasps. Kids from the main line prep schools eat regularly at the sports bar for lunch.

Daddy can we stop at the club to get something to eat or maybe get a quick tennis match in?

by mccmember March 22, 2005

cricket

1. A common insect of the Gryllinae family. The soothing (or annoying) music of this small grasshopper like creature can be heard on any warm quiet night in rural areas.

Crickets are known to infest houses in large numbers if left uncontrolled and also resort to cannibalism if hungry enough. Many pet stores supply crickets as a food source for larger pets and in some parts of the world they are eaten by people as well. Crickets are a surprisingly nutritious food.

On television crickets are often used as a sound effect accompanying a failed performance or unfunny joke.

2. A popular team sport played in countries like England, and its bitches India and Australia. Also known as Steroid-Free Baseball or 2nd World Rounders. The "bat" used in this game resemble the paddle used to beat freshman class students.

1. On Fear Factor Joe saw a woman force herself to eat a bowl of crickets.

2. Watching grass grow is more entertaining than watching a game of cricket. Let’s play Hockey instead!

by CamaCamaCamaCamaCameleooon January 19, 2006

Border Cricket

(noun.)
a border cricket is a slang term used for a noisy or obnoxious person of Hispanic (typically Mexican) descent. the term is derived from the fact that crickets are loud and usually hop a a lot. By preceding that term with border it becomes a noisy border hopper.

guy1: hey, where is Spencer? i can usually hear him yelling all day.

guy2: oh, he made past border patrol, he's in america now.

guy1: wow, hes such a border cricket.

by craveman kegs December 11, 2010

Cricket

1.One of the most boring games to watch, but it's bloody good fun when your playin' it.

2.Small green bug thing. Makes annoying sound.

1. It's just not cricket
2. Chiiirrrpp chiiirrrpp!

by Onya August 1, 2006

cricket

A dart game popular in bars. The 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20 and bullseye spaces on a standard dart board are used along with the double and triple rings. A player scores after they close a given section. You close a section by placing 3 darts in that section. Subsequent hits by the closing player yield the number value of the corresponding space.

You wanna throw some darts?
Sure, Cricket?
Sounds good. Toss me a cold one, will ya?

by 910 November 14, 2007

Paper Cricket

A new display push pin for displaying artwork and other pieces on walls and other surfaces. With a slit/wing to hold the paper, you do not have to puncture or damage your works when putting them up.

John: "Dude how'd you put your picture up without poking it?"
Bob: "I used a paper cricket. Those thumbtacks don't work as well as these push pins."

by Modica4uall May 22, 2011