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Mexican credit card

A siphon hose. Instead of paying for gas, simply help yourself to another motorist's fuel. Form of credit has disappeared with the advent of locking gas caps
"We're a bit strapped for cash for this cross country drive."

"That's ok, I've got a Mexican credit card in the trunk."
by leGrandFromage February 13, 2013
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Microsoft Credge

Slang term for the new Chromium version of their failed Microsoft Edge browser.
Does that mean Microsoft Credge will get the crappy scrolling and touch input of Chrome?
by VinDSL March 23, 2019
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producer credit in smurf porn

a girl that is responsible for a lotta blueballs. either a lot of times with the same person or a lotta dudes trading stories can figure out she has a knack for turning you way on an not finishing you off...
playboy: last night that girl from next door came over and gave me a bj...and midway thru she started saying it was wrong and she couldnt do it and started cryin and she ran out of the room and left me with a boner the size of africa. madagascar inclusive. i think she wants a commitment

jamie fuxx: no what i think is she probably has producer credit in smurf porn
by ed the Word September 14, 2009
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credit card

Plastic passport to debt slavery. Let's face it, if you can't afford something by direct debit, does it make sense to take out a high interest loan for it? If you can't afford to pay for it now, will you be able to pay even more shortly later?

Madness! Credit cards lead to spiraling debt by encouraging a buy now, PAY through the roof later culture. Ease of use helps people forget that they're spending hard money, moreso than cash.

Can be ruthless in reclaiming spiraling debt, people have become bankrupt and lost house and home because of credit cards.

Often seduce impressionable people with an array of asthetic/colour options, promoting it as a fashion item to be flouted!
FACT: The collective personal debt of Britain is now around one trillion Pounds (£); that's greater than the entire external debt of Africa, Asia and Latin America combined! Talk about a credit card culture. The bubble will burst, with mass reposessions etc.
by davetwocombs May 14, 2007
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Credibility

It does not exist on this site, not even this definition is correct.
Person 1: Does Urban Dictionary have credibility?
Person 2: FUCK NO DO NOT TRUST ANYTHING ON THAT SITE!
by Bucketism November 13, 2019
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Mommys credit card

This item is used for buying V-Bucks the in game currency in Fortnite a game for virgin white boys. these white boys will steal the credit cards of their mother and use it to buy V-Bucks its pretty gay and most of the time they get caught and their moms get angry because they just spent $200 on a shitty video game that will forever trap theses white boys virginity in a capsule that can never be opened
virgin white boy 1: ay yo bro you got that new battle pass for fortnite
virgin white boy 2: naw fam i havent stolen mommys credit card yet
virgin white boy 1: fucking nerd
by Nigerian Pr1nce July 15, 2018
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Credit Card Swiping

When you take your hand and swish it upward (or downward) someone's ass crack to cause them to jump. In a credit card swiping motion.
"Dude you just credit card swiped my ass! Not Cool!"
by Swanksterama November 3, 2003
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