Crapperjacked

When a person is about to go to the bathroom and someone else sits down first.

I walked into the bathroom to take a dump, but before I could get my pants down I was crapperjacked by my toddler.

by HappyPoopersAreHappyPeople May 27, 2016

Crapple

An apple that ranges from extremely disappointing to nearly inedible , and will likely make you have digestive problems.

Person1: Hey do you want one of these Red Delicous? Person2: No thanks man, last time I had one of those crapples with my mediocre free coffee, lets just say Montezuma had his revenge.

by StongBadDad September 24, 2018

Crapis

When a road is in a slippery condition

“This road is very crapis”

by cdawg222222222 February 28, 2019

crampsation

Its the sensation you get when you go "Beyond your Flexibility" and squeeze the muscle to activate a cramp. A wonderful sensation that you are doing "the right way".

In the most depth of the posture (yoga or other athletics or contortion) contract and squeeze to initiate crampsation.

by Whitney_yoga July 16, 2019

Crappening

An immediate, immense bowel of such proportions that you lose all sense of reality momentarily. Not to be confused with a, “Seat Snapper,” which is of denser consistency.

Friend: “Dude, come out of it! Dude! Dude! Are you okay?
Crapper: “Man, it was a Crappening....I’m okay now. Whew!

by Fart Esq August 19, 2019

CrapperFace

Somebody who really sucks

Dude that guy is a Crapperface

by TubbyCat November 10, 2020

crappienono

devil’s place

hey, your mind is crappienono!

did you just come back from crappienono?

by BC_2013 April 28, 2021