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boston creamer

20 guys cum in one chicks mouth at the same time then they butt fuck her
veronica was realy excited to get her boston creamer for her 21st birthday
by petter john November 29, 2010
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Kenosha Creamer

Kenosha Creamer aka Wisconsin Cream Puff... If there is one thing people in Wisconsin like its dairy products, big cows, and sausage of european origin. Using native Wisconsian skills developed by milking cows and handling kielbasa, this low impact endeavor can be implemented by the young and old alike. The naked man on hands and knees with his milk maiden carefully positioned below his man udder, mouth open readily waiting to recieve the steamy, creamy treat. Using the inherent milking aptitude native to these parts, the women skillfully fills her creamer a.k.a. mouth. Degree of difficulty can be increased by having the women sing the state song "Oh Wisconsin" or by playing polka music to add native ambience. Add some expresso and you've got yourself a Kenosha Cappuccino.
John knew he had an experienced chick on his hands when she suggested they do the Kenosha Creamer
by Pink Parts Inspector May 19, 2009
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crater-faced cunt

Another euphemism for the Pork Orc. In other words, an unwashed belligerent liar one must work for.
Zeke: I had to work through my lunch hour because Betsy thinks I came in an hour late.

Clem: Crater-faced cunt.
by Krakky McKraken November 5, 2006
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Hamster crammer

A homosexual male or one who appears to be. Usually clad in lipstick and work in Sephoras all over the country.
I went to Sephora to buy my girlfriend some mascara and this hamster crammer was trying to sell me some lip gloss.
by Klaps December 26, 2010
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Arse crammer

He is such an arse crammer
by Ray February 4, 2004
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crater

A over abused and used vagina.
1. Whos Suzy? The bitch with the big crator in her pants.
by big d May 13, 2005
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crater-face

a person that is very retarded, makes sexual jokes constantly, smoke 2 packs a day, laughs like a retard.
who is that guy laughing at his own jokes in the corner?

I'm pretty sure he's a crater-face
by bob3540945723160 January 14, 2010
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