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CRAFT

acronym:
Can't
Remember
A
Fucking
Thing

symptoms may include: Questioning ones existance, loss of words, loss of items, repeating previous statements, loss of money, the inability to formulate sentences, repeating previous statements, loss of pants and repeating previous statements.
School: "I did horrible on that test because I had CRAFT."

Work: "I have CRAFT today, please remind me when the deadline is."

Everyday: "She can't remember my name, she must have a permenant case of CRAFT"

School: "
by Ciiberus December 1, 2003
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cafetiere

The act of applying pressure to the back of the head, thus forcing a lover south, when sucking your penis, usually against some resistance
She wouldn't suck my cock properly, so i did the old cafetiere on her.
by ka3011em April 11, 2008
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cafecito

Cuban espresso made from a dark roast coffee
I'm going out for a cafecito. Does anyone else want one?
by IKnowShitToo October 4, 2016
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choad chafer

a pair of extra tight Wrangler jeans
Man, look at that cowboy's choad chafers!
by Lesley P. November 23, 2006
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Hot Rod Cafe

A restaurant in Post Falls, for those of you who don't know where that is, it's in the northern part of Idaho, for those who don't know where Idaho is, it's the magical land where potatoes come from.

Anyways.... Hot Rod Cafe has great food (for Idaho) and has several events a week (during the summer) such as Cars things and motorcycle things, it's fun to work at because there are sweet ass cars that go there, but Rob (the owner) doesn't pay me enough. I need a raise.
Guy 1: Holy ****... that building has a car on it's roof... wanna eat there?

Guy 2: If your paying, the food at Hot Rod Cafe is so ****ing expensive.

Guy 1: Ahh.. then **** it,
lets go to some cheap place where the food sucks like the mcdonalds across the street.
by bored_idaho_guy January 22, 2009
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Floppa's Cafe

demented. everyone here sucks. i actually hate them all. why does this place exist.
i hope Floppa's Cafe burns to the ground in the most gruesome way possible.
by timidThatcher March 15, 2021
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Dogwater cafe

Almost a bar, far from a cafe. For bad food and company, this is the place to go. Managed by a glorified bouncer and his puppet.
"We treat you like the dog you are!"


its true!
by Bill in the back April 29, 2005
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