The Covid 15

Much like the Freshman 15 when a student starts college he gains 15 pounds, the Covid 15 is when people start to gain weight due to inactivity during the Coronavirus pandemic.

The gym has been closed for so long I think I gained the Covid 15.

by newyy1 June 8, 2020

Covid Dick

Covid Dick is a phenomena where male covid patients have reported loss in the length and girth of their penis after recovering from Covid-19. This reduction in length can be anywhere from half an inch to 3 inches in some cases. It's also been said to cause erectile dysfunction and can at times be permanent damage.

Girl 1: "So hows your sex life!"

Girl 2: *sighs* "Robbie has covid dick so he can barely get up anymore and even when he does its not the same..."

by HealthAdvice November 18, 2022

Covid-in-Chief

When the Comander-in-Chief welcomes Covid into his house and lets it take over the place.

The Covid-in-Chief has told everyone not to fear Coronavirus.

by No Hemingway October 5, 2020

Covid-toes

When ur dads goes are crusty as fuck and they be looking like yellow powder and you would rather lick a deers asshole then like his foot

I'd rather lick a deer's asshole than lick ur covid-toes

by Shadowfang543 April 24, 2020

COVID-18

Covid-19's little brother

Covid-18: hi

Covid-19: shut the fuck up

by Squid_salad April 6, 2021

Covid Karen

The type of person that screams at people to "Stay Home, Stay Safe!". She writes her opinion on everything online...repeating this same mantra over and over again. She loves to drive around in her car with her windows up and her mask on, by herself, terrified the virus will attack her if she isn't vigilant. She can't imagine going back to normal. She loves the attention and the righteousness she feels when she gets to tell people what to do and dob in her neighbours and friends for not following the rules. She has been waiting a lifetime to send out her virtue signals all over the globe. She finally has her audience.

Did I ask for your opinion, Covid Karen?

by Caszie87 August 2, 2021

covid-b

Covid-B is a widespread desease caused by aAmerican entertainer Cardi B. It’s spread by the constant listening of Cardi’s discography. Other ways it can be transmitted is by getting within 6 feet near her.

I think i’m coming down with Covid-B because i just finished listening to cardis earrape songs

by tayrianaslut November 10, 2020