Anyone over the age of 15 who's only ambition in life is to play video games. Especially online, muliplayer, games like HALO and Black ops.
"My brother and his friend's are such couch nerds!" The only time they stop playing Black ops is to go to the bathroom or to get more Cheetos.
by Powr Botm 217 February 18, 2013
Get the couch nerdmug. That friend who comes over without knocking, goes directly to the fridge, and then plants themselves on the couch for a 5 hours of Netflix.
David was already watching firefly on my sofa when I got out of class, I'm claiming him as my couch goblin.
by Silver_Slinky August 19, 2020
Get the Couch Goblinmug. When you are high from smoking marijuana and you experience a unique phenomenon during which Your skeleton is too heavy for your muscles to support you're on able to move or struggle severely, if you do move.
I just can't keep walking to the kitchen every time I want another slice of cake. I have acute couch-lock right now.
by four.25 October 1, 2019
Get the Couch-lockmug. A person who, buy there own choice, has no one place to live but "stays" with different friends and relatives usually until the welcome is worn out then moves to a different couch.
We will never be able to track this guy down because he's a couch dweller.
Don't write the bond on that guy as he is obviously a couch dweller.
Don't write the bond on that guy as he is obviously a couch dweller.
by The King of Dinner Time September 14, 2014
Get the couch dwellermug. A skilled professional sport; most often taken up by the homeless musician. It may consist of riding the 'ultimate wave' ( prolonged or permanently scored sofa accomidation) or smaller and shorter waves (temporary stays).
These skilled and talented 'couch athletes' sometimes consider getting a job, but usually are back out in the surf within a few weeks thereafter. WARNING: This culture is extremely territorial!
These skilled and talented 'couch athletes' sometimes consider getting a job, but usually are back out in the surf within a few weeks thereafter. WARNING: This culture is extremely territorial!
by herbiewa July 27, 2004
Get the couch surfingmug. The disease you develop after a long period of time spent on the couch.(mostly because of injury) People that suffer from this become sick in the head and are very irritable. Common behaviors are swearing, talking about violence, yelling, and frequent masturbation.
Tommy broke his leg and spent the whole summer on the couch. He spoke of purchasing fire arms, started wearing more flannel than Al Borlin, and masturbated so much he lost interest. This is a prime example of going couch crazy.
by Taigh McDonagh October 12, 2008
Get the couch crazymug. by reee master May 15, 2020
Get the couch potatomug.