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Context emergency

A situation in which a snippet of conversation is heard that (often) sounds much more scary or perverted than it actually is.
Person A: ...and then he shit on the floor!
Person B: Context emergency!
Person A: I have a new puppy; he isn't quite housebroken yet.
by Scott and Nikki July 7, 2011
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Contentionality

A non-religious ideology solely based on the ability to remain comfortable in the midst of chaos.
(Not worrying about aspects of nature/government you as an individual cannot control.)
Yeah, ever since I've started practicing Contentionality I've had way less anxiety.
by DrinkingTylenol April 17, 2023
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sponsored content

Ads that have adapted to adblockers, and became "real" stories about saving 15 percent or more on car insurance. Also the 265th episode of South Park.
I just want to watch the news, but then I'm looking at an ad. I try to click the x, but it turns out its a link for the top ten worst celebrity plastic surgeries ever. So as I'm looking through it I get another ad leading to a slideshow on money making hacks even though it isn't even a hack, leading me to another ad, but I just want to know about the presidential campaign, but when I try to go back it turns out its a link to some sponsored content about Geico. And then the cycle repeats.
by aQUAT1C January 28, 2016
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user-degenerated content

Similar to user-generated content, but failed. The most widely spread type of media on the internet.
Youtube videos showing Dragonball scenes while Nirvana music is playing in the background are user-degenerated content.
by earl1999 September 19, 2009
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Dot warner from Animaniacsfull name, damn that’s a long fucking name
“I’m Princess Angelina contessa Louisa Francesca banana fanna bo besca the third, but you can call me Dot!”
by YakkoSimp November 28, 2020
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Urban Dictionary's Content Guidelines

UDCG (Urban Dictionary's Content Guidelines) are rules that you have to follow when posting a definition on the Urban Dictionary.
"I want to post a definiton on Urban Dictionary."
"Ok, but remember to follow Urban Dictionary's content guidelines or you won't be able to add your definition."
"Ok, I will"
by Noah Armon March 16, 2022
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Contentfullsleepy

The combination of 3 of the best emotions a human can experience; happiness, tiredness and just-eaten-an-amazing-meal-ness.
Holly: this food is so nice :|

Mark: tell me about it, i'm so tired though, i don't know if i have the energy to eat it.

Holly: hmm.. are you happy too?

Mark: ofcourse..

Holly: I'd say you were pretty contentfullsleepy

Mark: ^_^
by CardiganHeadBoy April 4, 2010
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