Welcome to one of the most hideous places on the internet. People here on youtube comments have iq of room temperature. Here you'll find all sorts of people, some of them are:
1) The troll: A classic, will start flame war in replies either by stating unpopular opinions or straight up offensive shit.
2) The hungry for likes: Always comments overused shit like "wHoS wAtChInG iN 2021?!"
3) The spammer: Owns 100 different alt accounts. Keeps on copypasting links of his shitty video in replies of comments.
4) The "commenter": "Youtubers" with about 100k subs and 2k views on their videos. Try to abuse their verified checkmark by stealing comments and getting likes with goal of trying to revive their dead ass channel.
5) The bots: Will have profile pictures of thots and will spam random ass words with intention of attracting 12 year old horny kids and tricking them into clicking scam links.
If you're feeling like you have too many brain cells, head over to youtube comments to instantly lose them. Filled with idiots to the brim and bunch of people exploiting them. Still better than twitter.
1) The troll: A classic, will start flame war in replies either by stating unpopular opinions or straight up offensive shit.
2) The hungry for likes: Always comments overused shit like "wHoS wAtChInG iN 2021?!"
3) The spammer: Owns 100 different alt accounts. Keeps on copypasting links of his shitty video in replies of comments.
4) The "commenter": "Youtubers" with about 100k subs and 2k views on their videos. Try to abuse their verified checkmark by stealing comments and getting likes with goal of trying to revive their dead ass channel.
5) The bots: Will have profile pictures of thots and will spam random ass words with intention of attracting 12 year old horny kids and tricking them into clicking scam links.
If you're feeling like you have too many brain cells, head over to youtube comments to instantly lose them. Filled with idiots to the brim and bunch of people exploiting them. Still better than twitter.
The year is 2126
Guy 1: I miss the early days of internet.
Guy 2: *Shows a picture of youtube comments from that time*
Guy 1: Thanks, I no more miss it.
Guy 1: I miss the early days of internet.
Guy 2: *Shows a picture of youtube comments from that time*
Guy 1: Thanks, I no more miss it.
by Peepeepoopoo from urbdic November 5, 2021
Get the Youtube Comments mug.by Brad-Zilla February 20, 2011
Get the Commandotory mug.Related Words
The act of separating one's sweaty ball-sack from their inner thigh by firmly pinching a portion of excess scrotum and pulling downward in a similar action to that used when releasing 3M brand Command Strips(tm).
by Because7ate9 April 3, 2015
Get the Command-stripping mug.Commercials that depict completely irrelevant things on the screen to the actual product. Can also be known as insurance commercials.
"What is the meaning of life?"
*shows man playing frisbee with a dog
"Why are we here?"
*shows old couple laughing
"Are we alone in the universe?"
*shows children playing soccer or whatever
"Where did we come from?"
*shows meteor shower
"Where will we go?"
*shows astronauts spinning around
"Fuck you this was a car commercial. The all new (insert car brand) only from (insert car brand)"
*shows man playing frisbee with a dog
"Why are we here?"
*shows old couple laughing
"Are we alone in the universe?"
*shows children playing soccer or whatever
"Where did we come from?"
*shows meteor shower
"Where will we go?"
*shows astronauts spinning around
"Fuck you this was a car commercial. The all new (insert car brand) only from (insert car brand)"
by Jermother April 13, 2014
Get the car commercial mug.One of the best MS-DOS games to have ever existed. Everyone who plays this game loves it. Sadly, the Commander Keen series was never finished due to demand for other games like Doom, etc...
by p00flake July 13, 2006
Get the commander keen mug.An MTV-inspired music video with McDonald's food in it.
In other words: Commercials using pop music artists, hot young and thin people (who probably spit the hamburger out after each take at the risk of cheating on their water-only diet), hip fashions and music video special effects in order to promote McDonald's life-threatening fast food---when in actuality, McDonald's has probably agreed on a joint contract with the RIAA to promote new pop music and at the same time sell their deadly food. In describing the meal being advertised, words that usually described food like "delicious", "mouth-watering", "fresh" or "spicy" are replaced with words like "sassy", "hip", "funky" or "sexy" (i.e. Try our new Spicy Chicken Wrap! 100% all white chicken, covered in hip lettuce, sassy cheese and topped with a sweet and sexy sauce!).
In other words: Commercials using pop music artists, hot young and thin people (who probably spit the hamburger out after each take at the risk of cheating on their water-only diet), hip fashions and music video special effects in order to promote McDonald's life-threatening fast food---when in actuality, McDonald's has probably agreed on a joint contract with the RIAA to promote new pop music and at the same time sell their deadly food. In describing the meal being advertised, words that usually described food like "delicious", "mouth-watering", "fresh" or "spicy" are replaced with words like "sassy", "hip", "funky" or "sexy" (i.e. Try our new Spicy Chicken Wrap! 100% all white chicken, covered in hip lettuce, sassy cheese and topped with a sweet and sexy sauce!).
I turned the channel to what I though was a music video. Timbaland's song was playing and a bunch of kids, dressed like Pharrell Williams were roller-skating and doing tricks in the middle of a skating rink. Lights were flashing everywhere and the girls and guys were flirting. I waited for Timbaland to appear but instead the commercial ended with the kids eating double cheese burgers and skating at the same time...then that notorious "BADA BA BA BA!"
All of this for a fucking hamburger? Your typical mcdonald's commercial.
All of this for a fucking hamburger? Your typical mcdonald's commercial.
by twistedbabydoll August 28, 2007
Get the mcdonald's commercial mug.little old ladies (on occasion, little old men), who devote their entire life to paying attention to, complaining about, and ordering everyone around who lives in, visits, serves on the boards of, manages, and/or works for the condo where they live. Have no other life, as children ca't stand them either. Frequently of Jewish extraction, and found living in South Florida.
by Piccolo Pete January 16, 2005
Get the condo commando mug.