Cockblock

To interfere with a male's attempt at talking to a female or the other way around, especially if it involves sex. This is mainly performed by obstructing the path between the male and the female. Normally, the person that's doing the "cockblocking," has the intention on talking to the male/female.

BABY MAMA: I'm talking to this guy now name Terrence. He's a nice and comical guy.

BABY DADDY: You gonna have to cut that man off, I don't care if he's nice or not, he better not be in the picture.

BABY MAMA: Oh, now you wanna cockblock for the simple fact that I moved on without your sorry ass.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant April 4, 2008

Hoover cocksucker

A very good blowjob, or someone who gives one.

Hoover cocksucker:

1) She sucks dick like a Hoover vacuum cleaner!

2) He sucks dick like J. Edgar Hoover!

by Peter Crammer, cramming my giant peter into lips June 24, 2006

cockblockin notgetalottapuss

Someone who cock blocks, and yet doesn't get his own pussy.

cockblockin notgetalottapuss-you don't want to go near tyler he has AIDS on his toe.

girl-thats sick im out

Tyler-wtf you never get pussy besides your cat you cockblockin notgetalottapuss

by Jeffrey from michigan December 19, 2008

cocksucker

A person who sucks alot of cock.

Brian: I sucked so much cock yesterday.
Peter: Oh my, you're such a cocksucker

by Grigster March 11, 2017

cockblockathon

An all-out-rampage-assault on humanity where by one ruins the evening for everybody else, yet gets laid somehow and to top it all off manages to forget the whole experience the next day.

Excited voice - How was the party last night Alex?

Very pissed off voice - Shit, Patrick went on a "cockblockathon".

Disappointed voice - Oh no. Not again.

Group sigh...

by Dirty Electric November 22, 2010

cocksuckingmotherfucker

1. A bisexual who sucks cocks and fucks mothers
2. A dick head just a long way of saying it

That cocksuckingmotherfucker just cut me off.

Jesus christ that guy really is a cocksuckingmotherfucker look at him go

Im gonna kill that cocksuckingmotherfucker

by The Killer man April 5, 2006

cocksucker

a person who will do ANYTHING for personal pleasure or gain. This person uses people with sob stories and fibs and worms and weedles the way to his/her goal BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY (no diss to Malcolm Shabazz). Such people are also called brownnosers, bootlickers and asskissers.

Every day at the start of the shift Greg went to Mr. Goremann's office for a special "pumping up" chat session. The rest of us working "trash" would watch this drama enact itself day after day. We'd say, "Looka this. Greg is such a cocksucker!". One day Greg got promoted to head chief of the plant crew. 6 months later he hung himself in a storeroom with a note saying that he lost his soul and couldn't handle the new responsibilities.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice August 21, 2010