cockmaster

To master the ways and styles of the human cock.

"He rubbed his cock so hard he was refeered to as the almighty Cockmaster"

by Michael Alvis May 13, 2005

cockaganda

Appointed important information used in swaying the viewpoints people have on the topic of cock, or in street terms "penis".

Mallory said Tony's cock was 14 iches long with an 11 inch circumference but I heard from his ex-boyfriend Dave it was just cockaganda.

by Nick's Fix May 10, 2008

shitface cockmaster

One who maintains a high standard of acting like a tool. Usually found in libraries and police stations.

Harry, you're such a shitface cockmaster for making that volcano science project.

by almighty jed April 26, 2006

cockmaster

a male child - usually around the age of young adolesence - who has a string of active old(er) men interested in him for sexual satisfaction.

Although the child is usually sexuallypassive. He controls the relationships and exploits them for whatever material items he can have purchased for him by the old(er) male

Of course I'm a cockmaster. How else do you think I can have three holidays a year, jewelry and an Ipod while working at MacDonalds!

by Garito August 11, 2004

cockmaster

One who has the expertise or know-how to govern a cock; One who knows all on the topic of 'cock': One who handles a cock better than the rest.

Dude. My girlfriend is the best cockmaster in all the lands.

by Jeremy November 26, 2004

cockadoodiepoopie

something, ususally a situation, that stinks, sucks.

that is really cockadoodiepoopie that you have to go to another bridal shower.

by hulk August 5, 2004

cockabite

used as capital punishment for the penis, between friends, only in extreme cases, is when you bite off the head of another man's penis.

Oh no! Cockabite!

by bfoxen July 10, 2011