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Home Cooking

N. Homer-like or homerism. In sports, favoring one team because of proximity or personal preference.
The ref spotted the ball short, that fucking cheater! What home cooking!
by Panthers Fan March 3, 2009
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Clocking

1. To sell drugs mostly used for Crack dealers because the work around the clock selling to fiends.

2. Checking something out. Or to eye something really hard.
1. I'm Clocking that game my nigg.

2. Son quit clockin my my shortie
by Takiyah August 14, 2008
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Cum Cooking

The most disgusting cookbook you have ever encountered, it is a collection of recipes to encourage the use of men's semen/cum in food to serve to your family and friends. If you read the reviews, they are totally fake & obviously people are being paid to write them.
Cum Cooking description:
"Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cook book!"
by Miss.Swan December 15, 2008
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chocking

Supporting the knees with wedges so they don't slip forward while fucking doggy style. Similar to chocking the wheels of a trailer.
My new girl insists on chocking her knees so she doesn't slide around while I'm behind her.
by loverlygirl September 7, 2016
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cooking ass

Just straight up hauling, going fast. flat getting it

When the heater in a car amplifies the smell of ones farts.
Dude Raymond, I raced my new ltd. late model today and i was cooking some serious ass.

It was so cold in the car, but i couldn't help but roll the windows down cuz Raymond was cooking ass.
by KK16 August 27, 2008
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Cooking a grenade

Holding on to a turd for so long that the farts have to seep around the sides. (Trying not to shart)
Chris lucked out cooking a grenade when he farted around that turd!
by Not Chris S. December 4, 2009
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clocking her weasel

A word used to describe female masterbation.

Mainly used in San Diego State area.
The Girl was clocking her weasel, I know dude she cant get no dick
by victorSDSU October 13, 2006
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