When an ex-girlfriend, former love interest, or any other girl who hasn't spoken to you in a substantial amount of time decides to instant message you at the precise moment you're asking a girl out on a date via instant messenger.
Damn it! I've been trying to hook up with this girl for the past two days, and when we finally started to connect, Mel and Sarah decide to talk to me for the first time in months. Total IM cock block...
by Jade Messenger February 18, 2010
Get the IM Cock Block mug.An inverse cock block. The act of a wingman facilitating crumpification (see crumpify), except the hookup against all wishes; being made to crump someone you have no desire to crump.
Ben was just hiding in the room, while his roommate yelled out the window to a fugly. Before Ben knew it, she was up there and he could do nothing but crumpify. His roomate sat in the other room, grinning like a kid in the candy store, because he knew he just completed a huge reverse cock block.
by the d00d October 22, 2006
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When your current job blocks you from getting a new job purely because they know they will be screwed without you.
My application for a new job was denied because my current job cock blocked it. I just got job cock blocked!
by Cheetolife July 20, 2016
Get the Job cock block mug.Bob: What the hell man! did't you see me trying to get at Ashley?
Jim: Haha yeah
Bob: You always do this!!
Jim: I know haha
Bob: Gee. Thanks Captain Cock Block
Jim: Haha yeah
Bob: You always do this!!
Jim: I know haha
Bob: Gee. Thanks Captain Cock Block
by that 1 chick February 11, 2010
Get the captain cock block mug.An actual block of wood with the words COCK BLOCK written on it. It is used when a male is talking to a female, and another male walks up with THE COCK BLOCK, sets it down in front of the male and takes over the conversation with the female.... there are several variations of the cock block... "The Pocket Cock-It" (a pocket sized cock block), "The Twat Block" (the female version of the cock block). Developed by college students in Visalia, Ca.
"Talen was talking to this chick when all of a sudden Bryant walks up with THE COCK BLOCK, and sets it down in front of him."
by Sir Pyscho Sexy May 24, 2006
Get the The Cock Block mug.When gravity is the only thing standing in the way of a male from sexual activity. This largely occurs in college afterparty situations where one is too intoxicated to climb up a simple ladder.
Guy 1: "So what happened with you and that girl last night?"
Guy 2: "She said she was down so we went back to my dorm."
Guy 1: "Alright man! So how was she?!"
Guy 2: "I don't know man we got to my bunk but we couldn't get up the bed. Total gravity cock block."
Guy 2: "She said she was down so we went back to my dorm."
Guy 1: "Alright man! So how was she?!"
Guy 2: "I don't know man we got to my bunk but we couldn't get up the bed. Total gravity cock block."
by CollegeDormBoy October 20, 2011
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you're rock'n druck at a party you need to find a shitter
quick. You stumble into random rooms and find one where
a dude is gettin his freak on you just PCB'd him
More than likely you get knocked the fuck out
you're rock'n druck at a party you need to find a shitter
quick. You stumble into random rooms and find one where
a dude is gettin his freak on you just PCB'd him
More than likely you get knocked the fuck out
Donnie: did you bryan got druck as hell at that party saturday and Party Cock Block 'd Dave ?
Chuck: Yeah I heard he got his beat
Chuck: Yeah I heard he got his beat
by veggieboy1234 April 14, 2010
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