Clock-eyed

A state of being that occurs during an extremely boring lecture. It happens when you keep staring at the clock for so long that your eyes appear as clocks.

Dude, you looked so clock-eyed during Dr. P's lecture on the digestive system of a raccoon. How long was it?

by E-dubby dub October 21, 2006

Titty Clock

Telling a woman/girlfriend/wife the time by moving her boobs in a specific direction.

Left titty is the hour hand and right titty is the minute hand

12: 30 ---> left titty pushed up, right titty pushed down

etc etc...

Hey hunny do you know the time?

Sure let me consult the titty clock

by Joe Money Money November 25, 2010

l33t o'clock

Basicly when your 24 hour clock reads 13:37

Shit Dan,, check the time out,,,,, its L33t o'clock

by Timmos December 29, 2006

clock

1) To regard an act or object.
2) The act of hitting a person.
3) A gauge, such as a speedometer.
4) To gauge, to estimate, to time.

1) You clockin' that hot AMG?
2) Try to steal my AMG, I'll clock you.
3) These new 340 km/h AMG clocks rule!
4) Cop clocked me at 340 in my AMG!

by T.D. January 20, 2003

fuck-fuck o'clock

Way too early in the morning.

Person A: What's up? Do you wanna go out tonight?
Person B: I would, but I have to get up at fuck-fuck o'clock tomorrow... ah whatever, I don't need to be awake at work.

by Taco Watson April 7, 2010

Your Mom O'Clock

Used when someone asks you the time.

Person A: Hey, what time is it?
Person B: Its your mom o'clock.

by cloudlesspace August 27, 2011

Cook o Clock

When you know it’s that time to roast someone.

It’s cook o clock you can insert a name such as it’s cook Anthony o clock

by Renjamin November 20, 2019