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Closedverse Dramatica

An attempt to cash in on the Encyclopedia Dramatica craze of the late 2010s, where everyone and their grandma tried to get a page because they assumed that it was all in good fun when in reality the website served as a fanfiction archive for Gnarly's weird writing.

It fails to catch the charm the original Dramatica had, instead of satire and clever humor, it's just paragraphs of Gnarly's fanfics on people he doesn't like, often reusing the same slurs over and over ad nauseam, as if anyone over the age of 13 would be convinced or entertained by his hate boner slander.

Needless to say, none of the information on that site is even remotely accurate to reality.
Devin: Hey Stoney, Gnarly wrote a Closedverse Dramatica page on you.
Stoney: Wow. Gnarly sure has an active imagination.
by Opa Opa June 24, 2023
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Clap-Clops

The shoes bro-hoes wear to attract mates.
"When Cally trots after her children at the playground, the loud crack of thunder of her clap-clops slapping against the pavement scare the other small children away."
by shmegmatize May 27, 2013
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Mall Clops

A fat mall cop's ass you really just wanna fuck the shit out of.
Dude you know wanna do?
Fuck a mall clops.
by CMaggieS May 21, 2017
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kpop closet

when someone’s into kpop, but not ready to admit it yet
“yeah they really liked Seesaw, they even listened to it more than once but they’re still in the kpop closet so they’re not going to admit it
by meaghaehn August 11, 2019
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shit in the closet

A shit in the closet person is someone who is really just a bad, shit and all round poor excuse for a human being who instead of accepting their shitness and making people aware of this they choose to instead hide it, hence the term 'shit in the closet'. Society today is full of shit in the closet people who need to be exposed, some are more crafty than others and are very good at hiding their shitness. when you have had a bad encounter with a shit in the closet person you will often be left with long lasting emotional, heartache and shame. Shame that you let yourself be fooled, tricked or manipulted.
' all italian guys are shit in the closet, they say they love you and that they need you, they bring you flowers but really they are just waiting untill you give them what they want, then you will not hear from them again'
by exposer...sh December 19, 2011
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2 minutes in the closet

2 straight men enter a closet for 2 minutes. What happens, happens

No rules
Me and tlyer played 2 minutes in the closet and Im pretty sure I won
by Owner of a local car November 7, 2022
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