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Rock chalk

A famous sports chant at the University of Kansas in Lawrence KS!
by DKRemedy June 14, 2024
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chalk

When you masturbate so much that instead of cum, you shoot out a white or light grey dust.
I jacked off so many times in DDD I chalked!
by Ian The Cat December 5, 2018
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Poop Chalk

dried log-like feces. Created through excessive hotdog dumping. Chunks are left in the sun in Africa to dry into a baked solid defecation stick and then used to draw on walls of caves.
Ben: Why does this cave smell so bad
Jake: Because we're in an African cave where the natives have drawn with poop chalk for thousands of years... and just yesterday. Watch your step, you don't want to get snicker foot.
by StumpyStumps June 28, 2010
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Chalk Eating

Used to describe someone learning facts or gathering information.
Example 1: I've done chalk eating for hours in prepartion for the exam.
Example 2: You're giving me so much chalk to eat, slow down.
by ChalkEater1000 August 12, 2024
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chalk-beast

a college instructor who tends to get chalk all over his or her body, including the face and stomach, while writing important academic concepts on the chalkboard.
Wow. Look at that chalk-beast go! She has chalk all over her neck, and she's scribbling concepts all over the chalkboard.
by pandabear1236 July 23, 2012
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chalk comet

a severely damaged penis which is still fit for purpose.
bernard's exposed chalk comet was the main topic of conversation at the bus stop
by percy puberty September 5, 2016
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chalked up

person 1: "my dog died"

person 2: "oh, u must be real chalked up then?"

person 1: "what??"
by menliker5000 December 28, 2022
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