Human Ceiling Fan

A form of body suspension. This act is when you attach hooks to the foreskin or scrotum. Then you are suspended and have a friend spin you like a ceiling a fan. A great way to reduce stress!!! To preform the human ceiling fan you must posses a strong foreskin, scrotom and have an extremely strong core strength!
Hey man, I have had a really stressful week. Can you come by tonight to give me a spin? Looking to preform the human ceiling fan!
by TheCreaper April 28, 2024
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Cotton Ceiling

A reality that delusional transwomen have to face: not everyone wants to fuck you, and you wanting to be a woman does not win over straight men or lesbians. Get over it for fuck’s sake.

It’s never transphobic to not want to date or sleep with trans people, and you shouldn’t let people tell you otherwise; even if it is, that doesn’t change the fact that no means no.
“Smash the Cotton Ceiling? Denying your womanhood? Zoey, that doesn’t change the fact I don’t like dicks.”
by Southern Twink June 30, 2024
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ceiling squirting

this is when you rub your pickle to the point you're ceiling squirting.
"Chad! Are you ceiling squirting again? I'll go get the towels"
by big daddy ;)) May 28, 2016
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Ceiling Swing Plan

A stupid and chaotic plan, like an actual ceiling swing.
No. Shipping Kinsey and Charles together is a ceiling swing plan
by Puffsie<3 November 11, 2022
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Ceiling

The big board attached to the roof you stare at and hallucinate with at 3:00 AM or in class while you are bored
"Why are you staring at the ceiling?"
"Boredom"
by j4m1.s0n September 8, 2022
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Ceiling

the ceiling is hard.
by P0opyhead November 19, 2019
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ceilings

When a man receives falacio so good that he busts on the ceiling above him.
Bad bitch gave me ceilings.
by u1037 March 5, 2020
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