Ink ceiling

The career and relationship limitations you create for yourself by getting difficult to conceal tattoos

I got fired from Walmart because my manager saw my racist tattoos, if I’m not employed I break my parole, frickin’ ink ceiling

by Baldy Solo January 31, 2022

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ceiling jellyfish

any reflection of the sun off an irregularly shaped object that creates a jellyfish-like image on the ceiling

"Dude, what's that funky thing on your celing?"

"Which thing?"

"That's funny it moves when you move."

"Really?"

"Yeah ... it must be a ceiling jellyfish coming from your bald head."

"... hmph ... "

by Rossisaurus February 07, 2010

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Iron Ceiling Dryer

Innovative dance move as of 2020.

Did you see that Iron Ceiling Dryer.... it’s off the hook.

by Waynesville November 03, 2020

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Leaky Ceiling

When a man ejaculates above / over top of their partner and it lands, or drips onto their head. Just like if your roof was leaking rain water and it was dripping onto your head.

"I didn't know where to ejaculate, so I treaters her to a 'leaky ceiling'

by EMTDUDE February 14, 2024

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skyline chili ceiling fountain suspension

a sex move where the sub suspends from the ceiling upside down with their legs spread while the dom pours skyline chili into their ass and let it marinate it until the dom says its ok it let it out and the sub begins to shart it out. it can also be used in the vagina but the infections go crazy 💀🤘‼

dom: baby boy dont you DARE poop it out. or daddy is going to punish you
sub: mmm~ but i cant hold it!!! please master let me poop!
*BLAAAAAAAAAARTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT*
dom:...
sub: im sowwy master...
dom: hey, lets ask our viewers on how to punish this brat who decided to break the laws of the skyline chili ceiling fountain suspension!

chat: *goes nuts*

by edging_in_my_goon_cave December 05, 2024

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