Ceiling diarrhea

Noun, Slang: an event where the ceiling of a building bursts and discharges an often brown and gross-smelling fluid. Can cause minimal to absolute intolerable inconveniences and distruptions.

Originates from a nickname of the event at Atlanta airport where a ceiling collapsed anddischarged a brown and wretched smelling fluid in a large burst.

One of my classes had to be cancellee because the lecture hall had ceiling diarrhea

by ErPhox05 August 7, 2025

ceiling pencil dart

When either you or someone else throws a pencil at the ceiling and make it stay there.

The principle almost caught jimmy playing ceiling pencil darts.

by Quinsar_73 May 24, 2016

Ink ceiling

The career and relationship limitations you create for yourself by getting difficult to conceal tattoos

I got fired from Walmart because my manager saw my racist tattoos, if I’m not employed I break my parole, frickin’ ink ceiling

by Baldy Solo January 30, 2022

Ceiling song

A "Ceiling song" is a song you could listen to on repeat for hours and hours and never get tired of it, it's a song so beautiful it almost hurts, it's a song that makes you want to never leave, but cry and scream, and laugh, all at once. But most importantly it's song that makes it so all you can do is stare into the darkness that is your ceiling.

My ceiling song is The night we met

by Shh.girl.in.theworld May 7, 2023

Competence ceiling

The reason these companies can adopt these woke policies because all positions are designed to be interchangeable cogs and you only need to me SO competent to work there. The amount of money you would hypothetically gain by hiring someone else is irrelevant.

Hym "There is no evidence that adopting different policies would effect their income in a way that is substantial. You want to believe your values make you better than someone but the reality is that you're not all that competent. The is a visible competence ceiling."

by Hym Iam March 31, 2023

chameleon ceiling

ceilings tiles that are lights that change with the beat. they make animated gif disco parties happen. they are tight as hell.

"nobody even knows I have a chameleon ceiling cause I keep it set to dull black."

by ceilingsbro1 March 15, 2014

ceiling surfing

Riding a large dick

"IM BOUTA BE CEILING SURFING ON THAT DICK BITCH"

by Ceiling surfing June 25, 2017