Cassie

Stupid anorexic hoe that can’t manage to stay skinny no matter how much she starves herself

“Have you seen Cassie’s twitter?”
“Yeah she looks like she’s gaining weight”

by Fentabuse May 27, 2024

Cassied

To fully destroy an event or interaction so thoroughly that you are never able to recover from it

We were going to go to the afterhours but Jon cassied up security.

Did you guys have fun? "No, kirsten got all cassied up and threw a drink at the bartender"

by Joe Mama708 December 17, 2024

Cassie

Hot, Hot, Hot. Cassie will blow you away with her amazing looks. She has a big ego but with her intelligence, she lives up to it. If you talk to a Cassie, you will not be able to cope.

Guy one: Dang, she's hot
Guy two: Yeah, she's a Cassie.

by LEVITATING TUNA November 17, 2020

Cassies

A army of coconuts that uses fake nukes

Person 1 :"Hey! Did you hear that cassies have milk in them?"
Person 2: "I didn't, I thought they only used 'nukes'"

by Teddy and Straw's sister May 8, 2018

Cassie

Either the life of the party or the buzz kill of the night. A bit emotionally manipulative, but is super cute while doing it. Lives up to the name Cassandra, the prophet who no one believed since everyone tries to gaslight them.

Did you see Cassie last night? She was so grouchy then 11:53 PM came and she was killing it in beer pong

by Torontho3 July 29, 2023

Cassie

The most annoyingly terrible person ever. It is just so easy to hate them because they are always so shitty and rude. They're the type of person to trip little kids for the fun of it and just walk away.

Person 1: I can't stand Cassie today, she's just such a bitch.

Person 2: I know! Yesterday she tripped my little cousin for no reason and he hit his face on the dresser!

by Reet ard ln2 July 31, 2020

Cassie

A Cassie is so humble and modest because she has a hard time seeing her best qualities. She is caring, selfless, trustworthy, loyal, loving, and generous. She's been used and hurt in the past and that causes some trust issues, but she's broken the cycle, y'all!!! She is strong, GORGEOUS, and completely worthy. Anyone is lucky to receive her time or friendship.

Girl: I feel so loved and accepted by my best friend!
Other girl: She must be a Cassie

by Bordertweak9 November 7, 2019