carni-ripped

paying an extreme amount for something at a fair/carnival that is actually very cheap.

me: dude, i just paid like, 20 bucks to win this stupid stuffed dog.

friend: yep, you just got carni-ripped.

by stlaiyplkonrot January 31, 2009

carnivowhore

a person who will take advantage of / or overindulge in eating a lot of meat at a steak/Brazilian restaurant.

Sam was a carnivowhore on Friday night at Smith & Wollensky!

Carnivowhore Heaven

Step 1: Sit down, relax, and enjoy a drink while we explain the dining experience.

Step 2: Enjoy while we serve you authentic Brazilian side dishes:

Step 3: Turn your Mundo block green side up, signalling that you are ready for our carver waiters to begin tableside service.

Step 4: Choose from cuts of delectable fire roasted meats that are brought to your table, sliced, and served by our waiters.
Meats
Picanha - Rump Cap
Alcatra - D Rump
Maminha - Tri Tip
File ao alho - Garlic Fillets
Cupim - Hump or Chuck Crest
Frango - Chicken
Linguica - Brazilian Sausage - (mixed beef & pork)

Step 5: When you are satisfied, flip the block to the red side until you are ready for more offerings.

Step 6: If you wish, end the meal with one of our delicious desserts, (coffee/tea or digestifs)

by Rovina August 6, 2010

Carnesseur

A carnesseur is a person who has a great deal of knowledge about fine meats, or an expert judge in matters of taste.

Joel always spoke of his love for steak tartare, he was known as the steakhouses' carnesseur.

by jaggedlines September 15, 2010

Carnivorate

To eat animals.

Will you carnivorate at thanksgiving.?

The Stripped Sea Bass are carnivorating all of the little fish.

by JJ Junk Pants November 25, 2010

Carnivorous Sheep

Something that's seemingly innocent but really isn't.

That kitten has rabies, it's a carnivorous sheep.

by honeybeehave October 8, 2011

carnal corn

Corn discovered in a partner's stool after anal sex

So Sasha had corn on the cob for dinner and then you plowed her in the ass?
Yeah, dude. Serious carnal corn.

by Johnny Blackjack July 30, 2015

Carnaged

The process of ones heart being shredded, destroyed shattered. When you’ve read a book or novel that’s left you so destroyed or heartbroken you feel lost.

I finished That new Novel and I’ve been Carnaged .

by Mellie13 October 26, 2017