jam cabinet

Euphemism for vagina.

Also a less aggressive alternative to cum dumpster.

We've been making out for weeks but she still won't give me access to the jam cabinet.

by neologizer June 11, 2014

banana cabin

Slang for vagina.

Janie's banana cabin has been unoccupied for months.

by aae. July 24, 2019

Jacob Cardinal

The embodiment of god, a myth known only by a select group of powerful men and women, it is said those who worthy of meeting Jacob Cardinal are blessed with great wealth and power.

I pray to Jacob Cardinal before eating.

by Stevenson99 January 21, 2023

sweet willie's cabinet

Any cabinet which is filled with a decent stock of alcohol.

You've been stealing from sweet willie's cabinet again haven't you?

Wow, sweet willie cabinet is stocked to the edge!

Ive gotta go borrow some goods from sweet willie's cabinet, be right back.

by JFK bitch January 31, 2009

carbon-dated

adj fr. AHD4 carbondating + -ed

Very out of date, popularized by Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

'Deal with that outfit for a moment.'
'It's dated?'
'It's carbon-dated.'

by 5by5 July 15, 2005

Carbon Zoombie

People obsessed and preoccupied with imagined global warming and everybody's(except big corporations)carbon footprint.

Frick its colder than a polar bears dick.

Yeah man, what the hell where those Carbon Zoombie's taking.

Now I have to pay for my bitches Carbon footprint?- HELL NO you little Carbon Zoombie.

by BDB inc November 2, 2009

cabin shagging

Related to cabin fever; sex with whomever you're stuck in said cabin with. Weather conditions MUST be crucial (ie a blizzard) before undertaking such shagging.

It snowed 2 feet so we got high and cabin shagged till the sun came up.

by Cindyloowho March 4, 2005