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canonical

someone or something that would be really cool to launch out of a canon.
Yo, that chicken is very canonical.
by shane stahl June 3, 2004
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Cannie

A coin word used in informal speech in some of society's more exclusive circles which refers to a cannibal -- an individual (or group of individuals) who consume the flesh of their own species; derived as an abbreviated & affectionate form of the word "cannibal," and necessary for use in avoiding the incidental stigma of cannibalism while in conversation. Users of "cannie" are typically sympathetic toward the idea of cannibalism, such that "cannie" becomes a term of solidarity and declaration of agreement with cannibalism.
Person A: "I recommend you travel to Papua New Guinea and ask for the longpig -- it's just to die for."

Person B: "What exactly is longpig?"

Person A: "You'd know if you were a cannie..."

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Person C: "Where can I find some of that sweetest of meats around here?"

Person D: "What are you? A cop? A narc?"

Person C: "No, I'm cool, cannie!"

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Person E: "OMG, cannibalism is so wrong! So evil! So vile! Cannibals go to hell! They all deserve to go to jail!"

Person F: "Look, lady -- we cannies know that it's far better to put dead flesh to use & not let it rot; this, after all, is in the best interests of our mindset about limited resources, is it not? Besides, it's not like we cannies are necessarily murderers, nor are we criminals -- think of how many die of subsidiary or natural causes on a daily basis. Finally, if you think it's so bad to eat someone when they're already dead -- which is a trivial act in my mind -- think of all the insurance companies who eat people while they're still alive! Besides, you just don't know what you're missing..."

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It ain't easy bein a cannie... our food of choice ain't exactly USDA-certified!
by cannieman March 27, 2010
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canning

To walk around with crushed drinks cans on one's feet. This is achieved by laying an empty can on its side and treading on its centre so that it wraps around the foot.

More specifically (and often with a suffixed "it"), the word can be used to refer to travelling down skate ramps, half pipes etc using one's cans, as the smooth metal footwear provides an ideal surface for fast passage.
I got this massive scrape up my arm from going arse over tit while canning it in the skate park wrecked last night.
by lyserge May 29, 2010
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fucked the canine

messed up, another form of screwed the pooch but weirder.
I really fucked the canine when I told her I didn't have a humpback when we met online...now she wants to hang out tonight.
by Qingwon August 10, 2010
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cannibal corpse

A band you probably have never even heard of because you are not cool enough to even own their C.D.
Cannibal Corpse is so metal, I wish I could play guitar like Rob Barrett.
by PSHloserx October 10, 2003
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Cannibarista

A person trained in the art of preparing and serving pot in a medical marijuana club.
Johnny: "I'll have the double mocha dank"
Cannibarista: "How Would you like that prepared sir, rolled or bagged, or blended? The blend is especially fresh today, I recommend that"
by Dr.Urban September 23, 2007
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Cabining

Going to a cabin somewhere in the woods, and having a kegger with a whole bunch of people
Teacher: What did you do this weekend?
Student: I went cabining with my friends and we got fucked up!
by kegger666 June 23, 2011
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