Cannibarista 

A person trained in the art of preparing and serving pot in a medical marijuana club.

Johnny: "I'll have the double mocha dank"
Cannibarista: "How Would you like that prepared sir, rolled or bagged, or blended? The blend is especially fresh today, I recommend that"

Cannibarista by Dr.Urban September 23, 2007

Schizophrenic Cannibalistic Lemon-Scented Lumberjack 

A girl who should be in an asylum, but no one would take her.

Someone who often talks to herself, and has severe moodswings.

A death-metal listener whose life revolves around her music.

A keyboard and alto saxophone player, who enjoys life to the fullest.

A girl who's favourite face to make resembles the following:
8D

Someone who is rather in love, and will never be out of it.

A girl who loves everything lemon-related, and will eat lemons till she can no longer sense any of her... well... senses.

Someone who would like to try human.

A woman who really loves the environment, but enjoys chopping down the occassional Christmas tree.

Child: "Mummy, is that a Schizophrenic Cannibalistic Lemon-Scented Lumberjack?"
Mother: "Yes, David. Now, give it a wide berth. It might lash out at you, and eat your flesh."

"Oh, look. It's the Schizophrenic Cannibalistic Lemon-Scented Lumberjack. Talk to herself... No, arguing with herself... About shoes... Again..."

"What is that horrible music?!"
"Ah, it's the Schizophrenic Cannibalistic Lemon-Scented Lumberjack, again. I brought the ear plugs."

"EVERYONE! LOCK YOUR DOORS, HIDE YOUR METAL ALBUMS AND BURY YOUR LEMON-RELATED ITEMS!! THE SCHIZOPHRENIC CANNIBALISTIC LEMON-SCENTED LUMBERJACK IS AROUND!"

Schizophrenic Cannibalistic Lemon-Scented Lumberjack by SCL-SL March 5, 2009

Cannibalestation

To chew on another human being while they are still alive.

Honey, you're chewing on my ear. That's cannibalestation!

Cannibalestation by The Jai December 20, 2008

Cannibalistic Vegetarian 

A person whom refuses to eat any animal products (i.e. meat...Or anything that is torn off a non-human animal's body.) but may be willing to eat the flesh of other humans. And babies.

Man: Why won't that Freak over there eat this hotdog made of cow anus?

Woman: Because she's a Cannibalistic vegetarian.

Man: What the hell does that mean?

Woman: Stick your arm out in front of her and you'll find out.

Cannibalistic Vegetarian by Tofu June 24, 2004

Cannibalistic Hot Dog 

If you were a hot dog and you were starving in the desert would you eat yourself?

I know I would, I'd slather myself in mustard. I'd be delicious.

Cannibalistic Hot Dog by bf December 10, 2004

Cannibalist 

A form of the word cannibal that Nick thinks exists

Nick wishes he was a cannibalist

Cannibalist by Andrew Mulligan April 9, 2015

Cannibalistic Rabid Bear Fight 

A series of drinks taken in rapid succession: 1) Shot of Wild Turkey, 2) Shot of Goldschlager 3) Jager bomb, 4) Irish car bomb

Friend A: "Hey dude, you feel like going out tonight?"
Friend B: "Man, I feel like getting drunk but I just don't feel like drinking a lot."
Friend A: "Oh, I've got the solution: a cannibalistic rabid bear fight."
Friend B: "Uh, what the fuck is that? I've heard of a bear fight, but..."
Friend A: "It's a bear fight with two shots tacked on. You'll be done drinking in a minute but you'll be drink for hours."
Friend B: "Sounds good. Let's go."

Cannibalistic Rabid Bear Fight by J-Rich24 July 4, 2016