Cal

Doing something that’s “ferda” but you’re actually a little bitch.

“Yo that was so cal bro”

by The Creamster May 18, 2024

Cals

Short for calories, mostly used by those who suffer from Eating Disorders.

June: Hey Julie, wanna go out for some McDonald’s with me?

Julie, in her head: Ew… that’s way too much Cals. Why would she ever ask me that?

by filmfemale September 24, 2022

Cal

The best friend anyone could ever wish for. He’s kind, considerate and smart. If the multiverse is real i hope he’s my best friend in every single one of them

« Oh who’s this awesome person with a massive shlong standing there ?
- That’s my best friend Cal !!

by Fatpinkpillow May 19, 2022

Cal Chuchesta

Anthony Fantano's whack roommate. He is dieting after the doctor told Anthony that he was feeding him too many protein bars.

Cal Chuchesta: Nooooo not my boy Jaden, Jaden Smith is the bestest rapper ever! He's deep!

Melon: *holds up red flannel*

by hans_chavez March 2, 2024

Cal’s Bedside Table

There is a massive pink horse “wee wee” shaped dildo in there

Cal’s bedside table has a pink dildo in it.

by Johnath bbc November 22, 2020

Cal

A barber who needs to shut the fuck up.

Shut up Cal you cunt

by Shutupcal September 16, 2025

Cal

massive simp for girls called zoe. usually goes to school with jacob sartorious

‘I want to pay for her, it’s the least she deserves’
‘Shut the fuck up Cal’

by poopl1616 October 22, 2020