Calcutta splutter

A very heavy and intense bout of diarrhea.

I shouldnt have eaten that street food last night, this morning I've had an insane amount of Calcutta splutter of bowel butter.

by Zonal K October 27, 2019

Calceet

The act of eating a calculator with a manic look on one's face

Jack: did you see john calceet
Gary: what the fuck

by Skedaddleskedoodle December 12, 2019

cabock

When someone is being a fat cunt.

A fat cunt.

You’re being a fucking cabock, chill out bro.

You’re a cabock, leave me alone.

by A Silly Goose May 9, 2020

Calculus

A field of math that's only known for being hard because the standard method of teaching it is so unnecessarily unintuitive that no one can understand the actual meaning of whatever the fuck they're doing

Newton: I just invented Calculus, a field of math so diverse that it can be applied to almost any topic from economics to biology
Literally everyone else: That's wonderful! I'm sure you'll share it with everyone and make the world a better place
Newton: Nah, I'm gonna write the first calculus textbook to be intentionally confusing and unintuitive just so my accomplishment seems more impressive.
Literally everyone else: bruh.

by Some_furry September 11, 2020

Calculator

A tool used to cheat at especially hard math topics in order that you can get good grades and go to college without being Albert Einstein. A calculator is often said to merely 'assist' a person in doing their homework, but the truth is that people throughout the ages are using this weapon to cheat upon every subject. This crisis must end soon before our society starts dimming...oh wait...it's too late to stop that now...but oh well.

Bella: "Hey Gracee, where's the calc?"
Gracee: "Bella we aren't supposed to use calculators anymore, you know that."
Bella: "I have rebelled. Now give me the calc, I am through with this math problem!!"

by billybobjuanson_123 November 10, 2021

Calcal

A Calcal is a guy with a huge cock and knows how to use it!

Calcal's cock is so big it bearly fitted in me

by Big cokc November 22, 2021

Calculutore

Calculutore is a game you can play on any calculator. First you have to pick a person. After you pick your person you have to poach your weapon. Then pick up your binoculars. Then find the X marks the spot. There are some mobs. You defeat them then you win

Wow this calculutore game is so cool!!!

by robeuyhd March 16, 2023