My civic raced a Camaro and a kid on a trike. The Camaro came in 1st, the Kid on the bike 2nd and I came in dead last because I suck and I am a big ricer who puts a spoiler on my FWD Civic
by Anonymous October 27, 2003
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While it's true that there has been a lot of economic activity since the late 90's, there are other cold facts Calgarians don't like to brag about:
- population less than 1 million (that is a small city)
- conservative politics (need I mentiond Harper?)
- completely DEAD nightlife (Electric Avenue blows)
- no diversity in employment (either you sell real estate
or you are a redneck working on the oil rigs)
- only white people live there ... i.e. no authentic
cultural experiences like food, art, social diversity
Canada has 3 important cities: Toronto, Montreal & Vancouver. There rest are strictly peripheral.
While it's true that there has been a lot of economic activity since the late 90's, there are other cold facts Calgarians don't like to brag about:
- population less than 1 million (that is a small city)
- conservative politics (need I mentiond Harper?)
- completely DEAD nightlife (Electric Avenue blows)
- no diversity in employment (either you sell real estate
or you are a redneck working on the oil rigs)
- only white people live there ... i.e. no authentic
cultural experiences like food, art, social diversity
Canada has 3 important cities: Toronto, Montreal & Vancouver. There rest are strictly peripheral.
Dude: "how was the job hunt out in Calgary?"
Bud: "great. I can live here a buy a house ..."
Dude: "what the problem then?"
Bud: "Nothing to fucking do! I'd rather get back to Vancouver or head to Toronto where there is a real night life ... this place blows dog!!!"
Bud: "great. I can live here a buy a house ..."
Dude: "what the problem then?"
Bud: "Nothing to fucking do! I'd rather get back to Vancouver or head to Toronto where there is a real night life ... this place blows dog!!!"
by Johnny-Phucker-Phaster June 11, 2006
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The dark, sometimes bloody strip you find in a pair of underwear after wearing. (Blood, Stool or Spooge).
'...OMG! WTF....with a camarato like that , you'd better wash that ass..."
"...dang, girl!....I didn't know I'd be getting myself into some stinky camarato kind'a thang......"
"...dang, girl!....I didn't know I'd be getting myself into some stinky camarato kind'a thang......"
by NYCtorker May 16, 2010
Get the camarato mug."Back of X's/his Camaro" or "back seat of a/the Camaro" are fairly popular terms conveying a shady place where some crazy shit is going down, or where no one wants to be.
Camaro is an affordable, domestic muscle/sports car known for its mullet-rocking and/or lunatic drivers, who are more often than not, total speed freaks.
The back of every Camaro is very cramped, dark and hard too see in from outside (no back windows and massive C-pillars) and generally pretty uncomfortable.
Camaro is an affordable, domestic muscle/sports car known for its mullet-rocking and/or lunatic drivers, who are more often than not, total speed freaks.
The back of every Camaro is very cramped, dark and hard too see in from outside (no back windows and massive C-pillars) and generally pretty uncomfortable.
Amir: "...there's blood everywhere. Next thing I know I'm the back of Donny's Camaro, he's the best man, and people are begging me not to fall asleep." -Jake and Amir - Beeper
"I wanna see a picture of what happens at the end of the night, Dave. Lisa's in the back seat of a Camaro getting fingered by some guy who's never gonna call her again cause she threw up while she came." -Dov Davidoff - The Laugh Factory
"Getting banged in the back of a Camaro is the new meritocracy" -tbogg.firedoglake.com
"Don't try to make out in the back of a Camaro" -aliveandkickn.com
"gibbs pounded a really hot girl in the back of his camaro" -Urban Dictionary pound definition #3.
"I wanna see a picture of what happens at the end of the night, Dave. Lisa's in the back seat of a Camaro getting fingered by some guy who's never gonna call her again cause she threw up while she came." -Dov Davidoff - The Laugh Factory
"Getting banged in the back of a Camaro is the new meritocracy" -tbogg.firedoglake.com
"Don't try to make out in the back of a Camaro" -aliveandkickn.com
"gibbs pounded a really hot girl in the back of his camaro" -Urban Dictionary pound definition #3.
by randomguy908727 August 7, 2011
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Get the Camaro mug.The type of raw gritty sex typically between at least one trailer trash partner who is as equally unhygienic as they are kinky. The type of sex that requires a safe word and a fire extinguisher. Aptly named for the pretentious and unmuffled imagery that only a Chevy Camaro with rusty fender edges can invoke.
Dude, I had Camaro sex with this girl and her mother yesterday and it was great except for the broken air conditioner and the combined stink of mixed ass sweat !
by samgolf July 14, 2012
Get the Camaro Sex mug.A typical Calgarian forms part of a giant collective or hive mind. Unlike the Borg, it is almost impossible to become assimilated into this 'old boys network'.
They have robotic tendancies and will eat meals at the same time as their peers. Everything is perfect for the Calgarian, and they rarely find the need to discover the world beyond the Calgary city limits; preferring to visit the zoo for the 1019th time.
The Calgarian often drives a large pick up truck, although rarely uses the rear box to transport cargo. SUVs are becoming more popular, and often driven by mothers.
The lower class Calgarian is often distinguished by their appearance; often sporting a large greasy mullet topped with a 'Molsen Canadian' baseball cap. These are often spotted around areas known as Dover or Forest Lawn.
Musical tastes are limited to country, 'lite rock' and US-style Hip hop and clothing fashions are often 2-3 years behind other major centers in the world.
They have robotic tendancies and will eat meals at the same time as their peers. Everything is perfect for the Calgarian, and they rarely find the need to discover the world beyond the Calgary city limits; preferring to visit the zoo for the 1019th time.
The Calgarian often drives a large pick up truck, although rarely uses the rear box to transport cargo. SUVs are becoming more popular, and often driven by mothers.
The lower class Calgarian is often distinguished by their appearance; often sporting a large greasy mullet topped with a 'Molsen Canadian' baseball cap. These are often spotted around areas known as Dover or Forest Lawn.
Musical tastes are limited to country, 'lite rock' and US-style Hip hop and clothing fashions are often 2-3 years behind other major centers in the world.
by Madtroll June 2, 2004
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