Crank the mustard

A better term for a good ol fashion handjob.

Hey man did she crank the mustard last night?

Crank the mustard by Jcfire233 November 9, 2017

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cranksepticeye

A ship that some of the fans of jacksepticeye and Crankgameplays ship. The imaginary relationship between Ethan Nestor and Seán William McLoughlin.

I ship cranksepticeye so much!!

cranksepticeye by LyreBirdBoi May 4, 2020

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Cranking the Horn

Masturbating in a comedic fashion. Or to masturbate as a means of time-wasting for mild enjoyment.

Guy 1: What did you do at the weekend?
Guy 2: Nothing much just sat at home cranking the horn.
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: You know, beating my soldier, caressing my shaft, you know, treating the little guy.
Guy 1: Ohhhhh, yeh same, I wanked until it hurt me physically. We really need girlfriends.

Cranking the Horn by CrankingMyHorn October 25, 2022

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Reverse hand crank

When your penis is masturbated by your partners hand in the inverted position to which you would normally pleasure yourself. I.e the hand would by placed thumb side down closest to the base of the shaft. Most commonly

preformed whilst partner is laying next to you.

Rather than give me head she gave me a reverse hand crank to finish me off.

Reverse hand crank by This is Manfield January 23, 2011