2. A window of opportunity from early a.m. until usually about noon or 1 p.m., in which drinking caffeine is ok. For the recovering caffeine addict who can no longer drink caffeine after mid-morning or early afternoon, lest he be force into some sort of crazy all-nighter bullshit, in which he's either up all night unable to sleep or simply brewing pot after pot in order to generate an next morning mania for work.
Dude 1: I can't have coffee at night anymore.
Dude 2: Oh? Why's that?
Dude 1: Waaaay too late. I'm outside today's caffeine window.
Dude 2: Ha! Whatever...
Dude 1 goes and gets a coffee anyway.
Dude 2: Oh? Why's that?
Dude 1: Waaaay too late. I'm outside today's caffeine window.
Dude 2: Ha! Whatever...
Dude 1 goes and gets a coffee anyway.
by java bo jangles July 5, 2011
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Approximately half an hour after caffeine o'clock, at which point a visit to the bathroom is commonly required.
Often a forgotten consequence of caffeine o'clock, half past caffeine tends to become pressingly apparent to the victim at a most inconvenient time.
Often a forgotten consequence of caffeine o'clock, half past caffeine tends to become pressingly apparent to the victim at a most inconvenient time.
Supervisor: Where do you think you're going? You just had your coffee break half an hour ago!
Victim: Yes, which makes it half past caffeine! Oh god!
Victim: Yes, which makes it half past caffeine! Oh god!
by archangel62 May 28, 2009
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This is song about a super hero named Tony, it's called Tony's theme. Chaffa.
Sometimes combined with other words or sounds, i.e.
chaffa uzzz...
or
Chaffa laffa!
Sometimes combined with other words or sounds, i.e.
chaffa uzzz...
or
Chaffa laffa!
by floydwilde April 2, 2008
Get the chaffa mug.Caffeine is a central nervous system stimulant, and many stoners use it to deter the fact that they are most of the time wasting their lives smoking pot for hours, instead of doing something productive.
”Ｈey man like um don't you know everyone who hates stoners consumes poisons such as alcohol and (caffeine). Stoners are generally a friendly minority, peaceful, and harmless, there isn't any proof against that, and it's not like a lot of stoners are just thugs who think they are tough. The arrogant people bitching about them smoking marijuana, are usually totally worse than the guy standing on the corner with his squad, slinging pot to strangers, and breaking into peoples houses to steal their stuff if their is weed plants inside.
by Someone with a brain, stupid August 5, 2016
Get the caffeine mug.A person who is so extremely addicted to the caffeine found in coffee, that they experience physical withdrawal if they do not receive it at regular increments throughout the day.
by NJ3 October 1, 2010
Get the Caffenaddict mug.This word should not even be in the Urban Dictionary other than to list it as a misspelling, or to list an alternate meaning to the word. The word is spelled chafe and the definition is as follows:
Pronounced: CHāf
verb
3rd person present: chafes; past tense: chafed; past participle: chafed; gerund or present participle: chafing
1.
(of something restrictive or too tight) make (a part of the body) sore by rubbing against it.
synonyms: abrade, graze, rub against, gall, scrape, scratch; excoriate
(of a part of the body) be or become sore as a result of abrasive rubbing.
(of an object) rub abrasively against another object.
synonyms: abrade, graze, rub against, gall, scrape, scratch; excoriate
2.
rub (a part of the body) to restore warmth or sensation.
3.
become or make annoyed or impatient because of a restriction or inconvenience.
synonyms: be angry, be annoyed, be irritated, fume, be exasperated, be frustrated
noun
plural noun: chafes
1.
wear or damage caused by rubbing.
2.
archaic
a state of annoyance.
Pronounced: CHāf
verb
3rd person present: chafes; past tense: chafed; past participle: chafed; gerund or present participle: chafing
1.
(of something restrictive or too tight) make (a part of the body) sore by rubbing against it.
synonyms: abrade, graze, rub against, gall, scrape, scratch; excoriate
(of a part of the body) be or become sore as a result of abrasive rubbing.
(of an object) rub abrasively against another object.
synonyms: abrade, graze, rub against, gall, scrape, scratch; excoriate
2.
rub (a part of the body) to restore warmth or sensation.
3.
become or make annoyed or impatient because of a restriction or inconvenience.
synonyms: be angry, be annoyed, be irritated, fume, be exasperated, be frustrated
noun
plural noun: chafes
1.
wear or damage caused by rubbing.
2.
archaic
a state of annoyance.
verb
"the collar chafed his neck"
"the grommet stops the cable from chafing on the metal"
"the bank chafed at the restrictions imposed upon it"
noun
"to prevent chafe the ropes should lie flat"
(misspelled as chaffe: must include the misspelled word in order to submit.)
"the collar chafed his neck"
"the grommet stops the cable from chafing on the metal"
"the bank chafed at the restrictions imposed upon it"
noun
"to prevent chafe the ropes should lie flat"
(misspelled as chaffe: must include the misspelled word in order to submit.)
by justanotherwordguy February 26, 2017
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