crapper coupons

Noun: Another name for shit tickets. Also known as toilet paper.

"Hey Alex - I gotta take a huge grogan, and we're out of crapper coupons - please go get some while I take care of business."

by _salesman_ May 6, 2005

Stripper Coupon

Since strippers don't coins as tips a Stripper Coupon is the lowest form of monitory exchange, so in the US a Stripper Coupon is a dollar bill.

I laid down 5 stripper coupons, so the gal could see how thick her tip would be for the show.

by Twitness May 12, 2015

Soy Couple

A partnership typically consisting of a dominant social justice warrior female and a Soyboy. These couple are usually educated at a liberal university, make decent money, and refer to themselves as parents of furry children (dogs and cats). The female will, on occasion, engage in trysts with another males to obtain the sexual satisfaction she is unable to achieve with her soy partner, whereas her Soyboy partner will engage in the occasional rendezvous with other semi-gay males.

Soy couples can be found hanging out at Trader Joe's, coffee shops, dog parks, the decks of multi-story apartment buildings, pretentious bars, and virtue-signalling protest rallies.

They like to believe they are more socially enlightened than most, yet secretly harbor institutionalized racist ideas.

This soy couple came up to my office at the zoo and demanded we take down the gorilla statue because it was racist. When I asked them how could a statue of a gorilla be racist, they attempted to educate me on how black people can look like gorillas, then threw their soy lattes all over me, and promptly left in their Prius.
I was like, wtf just happened!?

by SimonX July 4, 2020

unofficial couples day

its a day for people that have mutual crushes and are practically dating without the bf/gf terms, its happens twice a year coming right at the start of the year, first weekend of jan and first weekend of feb !

Hey! its unofficial couples day and we're sort of together like that let's go watch the stars together

by nateloveseli June 8, 2021

Mirror Couples

E-daters in VR games. They often wear matching outfits, and are seen in games like Rec Room or VrChat standing in front of mirrors or in public rooms. A lot of them don’t speak, or they just aren’t very friendly.

There are so many mirror couples in this game. Let’s go annoy those mirror couples over there. Isn’t it kind of weird for them to be kissing in VR?

by Kermitsrightankle July 19, 2021

Orientation Couple

A couple that consists of two people that met during a college orientation. These occur due to peak interest for relationships at the start of one’s college life

They very rarely work out, as either interest dies out between them, they never see each other again when college begins, or someone cheats

Person 1: My sister met a guy during her college orientation and now she’s in love
Person 2: Don’t worry it’s just an orientation couple. They won’t go anywhere with it

by GruntPatches January 7, 2023

debate power couple

two high school or college debaters in a relationship who both do consistently well at national circuit tournaments. great people in and out of round, and a model couple for debaters everywhere. usually do the same event, but policy + ld couples are not uncommon.
debate power couples tend to be long-distance, but because they both compete on the national circuit, they see each other at tournaments.

"hey, nina and jack are both going to the yale debate tournament!"
"wow, they're such a great debate power couple!"
"chairs!"

by pgs em August 10, 2017