Conklin

A fatass bitch who is so unbelievably large that they can’t fit through doorways and cause the ground to shake everytime they walk

God our teacher is a Conklin.

by Tod bundy April 4, 2024

Conked

Another way of saying cooked or baked when your on cloud 9 and your at school.

Person 1: Man im so conked right now.
Person 2: What tf does that mean?
Person 1: It’s another word for high
Person 2: Why don’t you just say baked?
Person 1: because we at school and i don’t want anyone knowing.
Person 2: Smart asf

by zootiebrownies1130 May 8, 2024

Conkering

Referring to anal sex between two men, when one is penetrated to the max so that both sets of testicles strike against each other like conkers.

Last night I was absolutely steaming drunk and a I ended up Conkering a lady boy

by SilodSnek July 17, 2024

Conker

1. A British horse chestnut used for children's games.
2. The most greatest squirrel character from the game Conker's Bad Fur Day. The greatest motherfucking squirrel.

1. Child: Let's play with Conkers!
2. Conker: Well. Here I am! Conker the king! King of all the lands!

by Ahmed3737 July 24, 2024

Conker

1. A conker is Britan's Horse Chestnut, it is poisonous and should not be eaten. Children used to tie it and try breaking other conkers as a game.
2. Conker is a character from the hit N64 game "Conker's Bad Fur Day" He is one of the best squirrel characters to exist.

1. Child: Let's play with conkers!
2. Conker: Welp... Here I am. Conker the King. King of ALL the lands!

by Ahmed3737 August 23, 2024

Conky

Synonym of cool, rad etc.

Hey bro that's so conky!
Thats the conkiest thing i've seen!

by ThatKonkyMan March 19, 2025

Conker

slur referring to active members on the testosterone x gaming discord server founded by jake rix

andrew is a fukn conker that nga

by tapmw September 22, 2025