Comphonarchy

Intentionally mispronouncing a word, specifically for comedic effect.

Short for Comedic Phonetic Anarchy

Saying “REN-DAYS-VOOS” instead of rendezvous is an example of comphonarchy.

by Moklahuta July 17, 2019

component

a part, ingredient or element of something.

hey did you get the computer's components

by shetfratnish September 8, 2021

Crompton

Your light in shining armor, silently fans away your worries with just the right kind of warmth

Dressed in blue, always there for you.
There'll always be a spark between us... ;)

You know you have found the one when they're like Crompton!

by Anonymous9274875t8734 November 24, 2021

Compson

A mustard colored ball bag who keeps suggesting we invite vacant hospitals to the server

Oh look its that mustard prick compson again.

by Duckstab March 24, 2023

comptop

An individual who thinks they have to dominate better than any other individual in any sexual encounter because of their biological sex.

Mainly used to describe sexual tendencies but can also describe the individual as a whole.

Rick: "Man, my uncle is such an asshole."
Astley: "Why though? What'd he do?"
Rick: "Literally nothing, other than yell at me once. He works at a fucking golf course and drives like an asshole, I'd guarantee you he's a comptop."
Astley: "Let's go slash his tires."
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Rick: "Dude."
Astley: "...Hm?"
Rick: "...Dude."
Astley: "What."
Rick: "Do you see that tall girl over there with the rack and muscles?"
Astley: "...Yeah, sure."
Rick: "There's no way you don't carnally desire that stud."
Astley: "No...?"
Rick: "She's gotta be such a fucking comptop. You absolutely cannot tell me you're not at the very least interested."
Astley: "Maybe a little, but still not really."
Rick: "You suck. Genuinely."

by Cruz07 June 17, 2024

combton

a very young, annoying and completelly braindead individual which uses alot of discord

"i just threw a grenade under myself and then blamed it on my teammates"
"you're such a combton"

by thesigmaofthealphas July 4, 2024

Componodor

the smell of compost; composting is a many centuries old process of mixing green and brown primarily plant materials to rebuild fertile organic soil matter through the actions of animal, microbes and fungal communities.

componodor and petrichor are the two smells my master composter friend Erik loves the most

by composter69 June 30, 2025