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Breaking Comment Virginity

verb To be the first one to comment on a picture/video/status on a social networking website.

Usually people want to be the first person to comment on something that they know will soon have a bunch of comments.
"Friend 1: Hey Friend 2! Did you see that picture that Jen put up of her ass in a thong?

Friend 2: Yeah, she just put it up a few minutes ago. I think I'm going to post something, breaking comment virginity on that picture!"

Luke: Nobody posted on your status that you put up an hour ago. I think ill say something and break the comment virginity.

Obi-Wan: Thanks bro
by Lanceapaluza December 1, 2011
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photo comment war

When users battle with photo comments on a Facebook status (photo comment war)
by Madam82 March 2, 2016
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Courtesy Comment

A comment only meant to be nice, but not intended for real life situations. Like, girl, I got you..
Girl, I got you!!!, aint nothing but a courtesy comment. I wasn't really meaning it.
by themomodermondar January 26, 2018
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Blue Comment Cancer

The type of commentor in under TikTok videos, who leave badly worded sentences with terrible grammar, that has something to do with the video, in order to get the Blue comment (Which is a comment you can click on to search for whatever the comment is saying)
*Under a TikTok video of a AI-read reddit story about a cheating wife*
Blue Comment Cancerer (The Commentor): "Cheating Wife Reddit Part 2"
*TikTok's algorithm makes the comment blue and clickable, and the Commentor gets likes and validation)
by AndreasTheGuy1 October 29, 2023
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As Scathing As A YouTube Comment

Used after being given a really lame insult. Originated from internet trolls that think insulting someone in the YouTube comments is going to have an impact.
Frank: Dude, you're so dumb
Steve: I know you are, but what am I?
Frank: ...That was about as scathing as a youtube comment
by LiamOSM March 27, 2014
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voice comment

The craziest new form of Myspace communication since the Myspace IM. Dial a friend’s assigned comment number and instantly get a hold of a really excited automated message before you speak into the phone after the beep. What ensues post-beep is sheer chaos. Franticly searching to say something while you realize time will run out soon, and when that comes, you have three choices, save, listen, rerecord. You decide to listen, only to find that you sound like a complete jackass, and after the message has been heard, it is automatically saved and sent. One listens to the comment on your friends page in shame, then regrets ever even attempting it, or at least thinks about why they didn’t rerecord.
friend 1 "dude, I sounded like a fuckin idiot in your voice comment!"
friend 2 "naw, you sounded the same"
friend 3 "ahahaha, did you get mine?"
friend 2 "naw i haven't checked yet"
friend 3 "i sounded like a dumbass too!"
by vitascope September 3, 2006
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Keith Comment

Building up your ego by using ridiculous and false comments that cannot be disproved due to the given circumstances

Keith: I could totally bang any girl in this bar if my girlfriend wasn't here
If you use a Keith comment you owe a dollar to the jar
by Joey Bats July 2, 2014
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