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Moss Covered Hatchet Wound

I was gonna go down on the bitch but that vag was a moss covered hatchet wound.
by Juan de los Toros February 19, 2003
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Cover Me I'm Reloading

AI quote from Call of Duty, used by teammate characters in multiplayer games. This is ridiculous being that it takes 2 seconds to reload, and if you use Sleight of Hand, you will be done reloading before your character finishes asking for cover.
Man that noob is SPRAYING with the UMP

Task Force 141 - "Cover me I'm reloading"
by PowerPlayGoal February 9, 2010
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clove

A type of cigarette made with tobacco and the spice cloves, that makes you feel a little bit high. One clove cigarette is the equivalent of three tobacco cigarettes.
Let's go smoke some cloves, it'll put us in the mood for a joint.
by Dealer Drew July 6, 2004
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manhole covers

Huge Nostrils, such as those exhibited on the horrifying grills of Dionne Warwick and Patrick Ewing.
"Chuck Wagon went up for a relatively easy layup, but the ball ended up in Ewings monstrous manhole covers as he defended the rim."
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cover & hover

What you do when using a public or portable restroom whenever you have to bust a grump. You layer the seat with toilet paper and hover so your ass cheeks don't get tainted.
I had too much meat on a stick and warm beer at Lolapalooza so I had to deliver a huge order. The johnny on the spot had urine crusted pubes on the seat so I had to use like 3 layers of TP before I went into the cover and hover.
by Charlie Golf May 13, 2004
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cover tab

a blank tab used to immediately switch to cover up pornographic material in the event that someone notices
John had a cover tab open to immediately switch to in the event someone caught him looking at porn
by idefygravity November 18, 2011
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cover teacher

a right old nonce that all the chavvy brits make fun of until they get on call or head of year

Note:often foreign
cover teacher:right class get into seating plan

pupil:nah fam i aint sittin next to that ugly dosser
by d*ck July 22, 2019
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