Carpet Pisser

A person (Chinaman or not) who pisses on a rug which may or may not "tie the room together", thus rendering the rug useless.

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It's a shame that the Chinaman pissed on your rug, Dude... It really tied the room together.

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BRANDT: He suspects that the culprits might be the very people who, uh, soiled your rug, and you're in a unique position to confirm or, uh, disconfirm that suspicion.

DUDE: So he thinks it's the carpet-pissers, huh?

BRANDT: Well Dude, we just don't know.

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by UrbanAchiever March 2, 2005

call someone on the carpet

To call someone into question; to question one's action

to call someone on the carpet

by stanzz October 25, 2006

carpet bomb

Texting every girl in your phonebook in a feeble attempt to get laid.

After he got belligerent, Stephan proceeded to carpet bomb until Ursula texted him back and something was set up.

by Andy & Colt May 6, 2008

Carpal Tunnel Of Love Syndrome

When a new song is released/leaked from a band, causing the band’s fan base to react strongly. Symptoms include:

-Posting a flurry of topics on the band’s message board
-Posting bulletins on Myspace
-Ripping the song and spreading downloads across the fanbase
-Make a Myspace for the song so the fanbase can add it to their private Myspaces
-Puzzling over the lyrics with constant debate over hard-to-decipher lines
-Putting lyrics from the song in their Myspace names/Myspace bylines/AIM profiles/away messages
-Crying
-Saying their faith in the band has been restored
-Putting the song on repeat for many days
-Smiling non-stop for the next week or so

Named after the notable reaction Fall Out Boy fans experienced when the song “Carpal Tunnel Of Love” was released from AbsolutePunk.net on November 10th.

Wow, those Fall Out Boy boardies really had a case of Carpal Tunnel Of Love Syndrome when "Carpal Tunnel Of Love" was released!

by caelae November 17, 2006

carpet muncher

a female who performs oral sex on other females

Did you know Jenna was a carpet muncher?

by Anonymous July 5, 2002

carpetbagger

1. One who is somewhere they do not belong.
2. One who moved South after the Civil War to get rich. They take over all jobs, land, money, offices, and tell everyone how to live.
3. My neighbors. See "soccer mom" and "yuppie."

The carpet baggers say we can't say "black" anymore because it's PC.

by Brian November 27, 2003

Anal Carpet Bombing

An orgy with multiple men all anally pounding a disregarded woman whilst on a carpet resulting in udder destruction and a horrible stain

I need your steam cleaner, we were all anal carpet bombing this slut

by TSUAOJAP February 24, 2011