Cell phone

A fake piece of accessory no-one uses. If people use it it's for having magical contact with people who are sitting at the other side of the room during a failed attempt at a party. It's considered fake bacause no-one has ever had contact with other beings.

Is that a cell phone you are holding?
No of course not, dont you know cell phones are fake?

by DefinitionOverlord May 8, 2017

Tellular Cellephone

Tellular Cellephone means nutsack.

“Dude have you seen that video of Jackson’s Tellular Cellephone?”

by Tellular Cellephone Lover January 23, 2023

DWC - Driving While Cellphoning

Using your cell phone while driving.

Man, I just got a ticket for DWC - driving while cellphoning.

by WillHavoc December 13, 2012

answerving your cell phone

Distractedly weaving all over da road due to taking a call while driving.

I don't even own a mobile phone, but I hear dat a lot of people get charged with unsafely using said devices while operating motor vehicles --- said misbehavers have "answerving your cell phone" written in da "describe infraction" line on their driving-violation tickets.

by QuacksO February 15, 2020

you used to call me on your cell phone

Late night when you need my love
Call me on my cell phone
Late night when you need my love
And I know when that hotline bling
That can only mean one thing
I know when that hotline bling
That can only mean one thing
Ever since I left the city, you
Got a reputation for yourself now
Everybody knows and I feel left out
Girl you got me down, you got me stressed out
Cause ever since I left the city, you
Started wearing less and goin' out more
Glasses of champagne out on the dance floor
Hangin' with some girls I've never seen before

Guy 1: bro
Guy 2: what
Guy 1: You used to call me on your cell phone, right?
Gyt 2: yeah.

by septuagint bambi July 17, 2024

cellphownd

The act of getting SMS/text spam.

F22B: That damn movie fandango keeps sending me text messages and i continue to send "STOP" as a reply and they keep sending me messages....

e3nine: HA HA, you just got cellphownd!

by lifecast January 2, 2008

celltone

cell phone ringtone that you can only get when you beat a flash game on the internet.

Arm wrestle George W. Bush for a celltone

by Broed January 23, 2008