Cassied

Act of a man (whom some refer to as Mickleberry) repeating (something) to someone, typically a co-worker or book club member, in a manner described as “verbatim”, resulting in acknowledgment or high praise for their brilliant insight.

Damn Vic, you just got Cassied on your birthday. Brutal.

by slipppy October 4, 2024

Cassie

A fierce and beautiful woman who rides a motorcycle and has a heart of gold, especially when it comes to animals. Once a model, her stunning looks are matched only by her resilience. Despite coming from an abusive family and facing dependency issues, Cassie has emerged tough as nails. It's hard to believe she's single, but she keeps falling for f*** boys who don’t appreciate her worth. If you meet a Cassie, recognize her strength and beauty—she’s everything right about women in a world full of fakes.

1. "Cassie is the kind of woman who can handle anything life throws at her while looking amazing on her motorcycle."

2. "With her modeling background and fierce attitude, it’s shocking that Cassie still puts up with f*** boys."

3. "You can see Cassie's love for animals; she’s got a soft spot that balances out her tough exterior."

by Aull Wrong November 24, 2024

Old Texas Cassie Goodbye

When you spank a coworker on the way out of work to let them know you are leaving

I pulled an Old Texas Cassie Goodbye when leaving for the doctor the other day and now I'm getting fired.

by Lolyougoogledthis December 2, 2024

Cassied

To fully destroy an event or interaction so thoroughly that you are never able to recover from it

We were going to go to the afterhours but Jon cassied up security.

Did you guys have fun? "No, kirsten got all cassied up and threw a drink at the bartender"

by Joe Mama708 December 17, 2024

cassie is dead womp womp

Derek Feeds the dog chocolate and it subsequently dies

Oh god sake derek cassie is dead womp womp

by Kirkwall Place September 8, 2025

Cassie

My love, my life. She means the world to me. If I were to lose her I would lose myself. She's so kind, but gets aggravated easily, she pushes away. She loves to her fullest though. She over thinks, but is so kind still. She is so confident, and brave. Everytime you see her your jaw drops at her essence. She definitely has a boyfriend who is not on her level. Probably short, but if he makes her happy he's acceptable. Whoever makes her happy is acceptable. I love my Cassie. If the world takes her away again I'd never stop crying.

Everyone: Cassie is perfect.

by moonbatZZ March 16, 2025

Sassie Cassie

Smart, strong, and she's seen some shit. Don't try to tell her your trauma bullshit, she's got her own but you'd never know because she doesn't need to talk about it. She's the softest and hardest, sweetest and sassiest lady you're ever going to encounter.

You better have your shit together before Sassie Cassie gets here.

by Tequila queen May 21, 2025