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Touchless Carwash

When you shampoo your hair and stand straight under the showerhead to rinse, so the soap cascades down your body
My hair's greasy but the rest of my body's pretty clean, I'll go have a quick touchless carwash
by VanillaFloatDrPepper July 27, 2022
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Northwestern Carwash

In a communal shower or locker room, a group of 4 (minimum) to 20 people stand nude in the shower spinning in alternating directions. The “automobile” must walk through the gauntlet while being rubbed by the nude rollers.
Hector fumbled on the 3 yard line. I know he’s upset, but he totally earned his Northwestern Carwash
by Donkeyboy32 July 9, 2023
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Kansas City Carwash

3 some with female 69. Anal sex with the one girl then, oral sex with the other girl, then back to the other girl vaginal sex, then alternating. Therefore "washing" your car.
Would you ladies be interested in a Kansas City Carwash?
by Butch Eeks January 27, 2008
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Kansas City Carwash

alright, so you're doing this broad, you know, Kansas style, then you beat her beyond recognition with pool noodles, you know, those foam ones, and you return her to the ex-wife's house before dinner.
"my daughter bought me an ugly tie for father's day, so I brought her to the Kansas City Carwash, you know what i'm talkin about?"
by Bill Cosby July 20, 2004
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carwashed

1. To be defeated or thrashed in a game of any sort.

2. To be outsmarted

3. Synonym for owned
You just got carwashed
by JakIsDead May 12, 2008
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CarWash

When a female fills her mouth with shampoo or soapy water and then sucks a males penis whilst swirling her tongue around and around in a circular motion
"Dude! that slut over there gave me a carwash last night! not only did it feel amazing but wen i pulled it out it was sparkly clean!"
by spacer54 January 12, 2009
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Detroit Carwash

When performing a Cleveland Steamer, moving one's rectum North to receive a thorough cleaning.
I was surprised after dropping a Cleveland Steamer that she was willing to perform a Detroit Carwash.
by godknowswho February 18, 2009
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