buttsecks math 

The technical explanation of why male/male relationships are so popular with heterosexual women in fandom.

Buttsecks Math is a fairly simple equation! Even your boggled boyfriend can get it!
1 pretty man = good

1 pretty man + 1 pretty man = better

kissing = very good

(1 pretty man + 1 pretty man) kissing = doubleplusgood

buttsecks math by Regimus Prime December 12, 2008

conga line butt sex 

A conga line consisting of several naked males, where the kicking motion is substituted with a penile thrust into the rectum of the person in front of him. Females can join in too, but require a strap-on dildo.

Conga line butt sex! Cha, cha, cha, cha, cha! *THRUST!*

conga line butt sex by Zaenos January 6, 2007

KINKY BUTT SEX

WEN TWO OR MORE PEOPLE HAVE SEX IN THE BUTT AND THE MALE WILL ROLL/BUB PENIS ON THE RIM/OR ASS OF THE FEMALE

SHELBY E AND COLE WATCH A TV SHOW THEY BOTH LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND SAY "KINKY BUTT SEX TIME"

KINKY BUTT SEX by BEN DOVER BABE May 12, 2009

butt sex bandit 

person who fucks another person in the ass/slang term for a queer

Bob is such a butt sex bandit

butt sex bandit by Taylor February 27, 2005

surprise buttseks 

the act of having buttseks where the male genitalia penis is inserted into either a man or woman's anus, without warning, and screaming "SURPRISE BUTTSEKS" upon entering the rectum

amy:so, jill as i was saying, i truly thing that the northern hemisphere should be considered new zealand and the southern should be testicleville
jill: but on the contrary, i do not bel--
mike:(while entering the rectum) SURPRISE BUTTSEKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

surprise buttseks by Camel Toe (Chris the Almighty) March 5, 2008

Tiny japanish butt sex 

When you sexually trade sperms in to the ass of a japanish girl.

You: I so wanna have "Tiny japanish butt sex" with that girl
Me: that's obivusly not a girl!

Tiny japanish butt sex by Professor Steinmark Millertson May 31, 2010

buttsecks 

the plural of buttseck

BUTTSECKS RLY

that about sums it up right there

buttsecks by Natolya Koksanov May 23, 2006