Caroline Butler

A person who us self absorbed and A whole cunt

Wow you're acting like a Caroline Butler

by KillerWhaleShark April 24, 2019

text-composition butler

A "gentleman's gentleman" who's mainly tasked with proofreading his fumble-fingered master's hastily-composed missives, essays, and other literary creations, pointing out and/or correcting all the errors, and then either passing the resulting "perfected" paperwork back to his boss, or sending said correspondence on its way to it intended recipients.

As clever and talented as Jeeves was, it's entirely probable that he could have also served the dim-witted Bertie Wooster in the role of text-composition butler; perhaps he might instead have suavely suggested that, "You might want to consider a modern word-processor, Sir... it will underline spelling and grammar errors for you, so that you can correct them immediately as you go along."

by QuacksO April 29, 2019

Dirty Butler

To go on a first date with a girl who ate chili one hour previous to your encounter, and to aggressively finger her asshole just as she's squirting resulting in a complete evacuation of all lower body fluids typically creating a massive shit mess on your own body parts and anything nearby.

I was banging this chick and got really tired so I asked her to use her dildo on herself while viciously fingering her anus to regain some HP so I could continue banging. Unfortunately, she began cumming and I ended up giving her a dirty butler

by Oshaleigh July 5, 2017

Butlers door

One who is a closeted bisexual

That kid is a butlers door.

by EhhhHype March 10, 2017

Poo butler

A product created by a Florida man for dog owners to carry dog waste, hands free, while walking their pooch. There's a website, YouTube video and everything.

My dog dropped a turdzilla on his walk, but thanks to Poo Butler I could still walk hands free.

by LM2016 July 31, 2016

Malcolm Butlered

(verb) 1. Getting dressed and ready for a big moment and getting turned down, dismissed or declined to take part in something.

2. To decline or remove out of foolish pride.

Malcolm Butlered m AE l k uh m But ler D
1. I got dressed and ready for the big dance but got Malcolm Butlered at the entrance by the professor due to disciplinary actions.

2. We got dressed and ready for the big meeting but we got Malcolm Butlered by the client due to our differences.

by mycousingeorgie May 5, 2018

Butler Heroin High School

Otherwise known as the local Heroin High in Western Pennsylvania.

Dude #1: "Yo, did you hear about that shit going on down at Butler Heroin High School?"
Dude #2: "What about Butler "High"?"
Dude #1: "Some dude had weed and got caught!"
Dude #2: "Noice! One less crazy dope dealer to worry about,".

by DieLegende27 January 7, 2017