floor burrito

the contence of the dustpan when you sweep up after dinner.

man1:dude, i'm hungry!
man2:sorry bro, all we got left is a floor burrito.

by tomcon5 February 26, 2009

Sneaky Burrito

When you unsuspectingly roll yourself and someone else up in a thick blanket/comforter until you're both wrapped up like a burrito then you fuck them in your blanket burrito.

Im gonna try to sneaky burrito her ass tonight when we Disney+ and bust.

by Ceramic Dragon April 11, 2020

Fantastic Burrito

A fat chick squeezed into a tight dress

Fantsasia is a fantastic burrito

by Detroit6 August 28, 2010

mexican burrito

the act of defecating in a piece of contraception, usually a condom, chilling it until frozen. The user will then penetrate their partner with this device, acting as a makeshift dildo

jason: "my girl is tooooo freaky"
brian: "how bruh"
jason: "she said she was down for a mexican burrito"
brian: "nahhh she different"

by frozenwilly1234 January 19, 2022

george burrito

a burrito that has literally everything. I mean every.fucking.thing. from Freebirds.

Dude, I hear Paul order the George burrito, he was sweating for 4 hours after he ate it.

by George Oscar Bluth II, Jr. January 7, 2014

flappy burrito

An uncircumsided dick.

Damn, that guy surprised me with his nasty ass flappy burrito last night.

by Dookie Jones December 8, 2013

Toasted Burrito

The act of one toasting a burrito occurs during the re-lubrication phase of coitus. When the female vagina becomes sore and dry due to dead-fish syndrome, the only remedy is to toast her burrito. Instead of applying the standard KY or astroglide intimate lubrication, a swift exchange for Vick's vapor rub and a fast dive to home base will ensure a successful toasted burrito.

Kelsey is walking weird since Eddie gave her a toasted burrito last night.

by Faster Eddie March 28, 2011