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Benjamin

An amazing guy. He has nice hair, which is different everyday. He plays the drums, and is fucking amazing at it if you ask me. He is friends with everyone, and is an awesome person to be around. He makes the best jokes and will listen to you when you're sad. He has the best blue eyes that you could stare into for hours. He loves his video games, but that's the cutest part. He's a keeper.
"Hey Maddie, who do you like?"

"Well, he has amazing blue eyes and a great sense of humour, his hair is freaking awesome, and did I mention he played the drums? He's so smart-"

"It's Benjamin, isn't it?"

"Yep."
by MyHeartsAStereo June 19, 2013
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Benjamin-Buttoning

The act of either watching or creating a movie/tv series out of order, or backwards.
Example 1:
Person A: "My friend Tyler won't stop Benjamin-Buttoning the Saw series...no wonder he has no idea what's going on!"

Person B: "He never does anything right..."

Example 2:
Person A: "Did you hear about the 3rd Paranormal Activity? It's supposed to take place before the 2nd one."

Person B: "Yup. Didn't the 2nd one take place before the 1st?"

Person A: "Well, I guess they're Benjamin-Buttoning it."
by weeniehutjunior July 25, 2011
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benjamin

Cute awsomely awsome dude that loves to play and is always nice to everybody has five cousins and loves to share and play with them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Benjamin is the funnest awsome dude in the entire world loves always is happy and loves bubbles!!!!!!!!
by happy cousin sam April 11, 2009
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crispy benjamin

In a crispy benjamin, the male counterpart in intercourse retrives his staff from any previously chosen orifice before he reaches coitus. He procedes to ejaculate on the female counterpart's chest, spreading the semen in an even, uniform manner. Whilst the semen is drying, The male invites a third companion to the jamboree. When it dries, the third person that was invited (preferrably a woman) peels the semen from the first female's chest and eats them as if they were tasty Pringles fresh out of the can.
Lois: I'll have fish and chips please.

Dana: I'll have what she's having, but with a side of your finest crispy benjamins.

Waiter: This may take a while!
by jahdsk August 13, 2007
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Benjaminism

The practice of doing jack shit
The guy sat on the couch and practiced benjaminism
by Rezgac January 26, 2019
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Benjamin Lee

Sophisticated prick, who no one likes. Person who also have a microscopic dick, with dandruff all over his pubic hair. People are amazed at how horny he can get, raping anyone he sets his eyes on. Pathetic Brat.
Bro, i heard someone like wei ju. Must be one of those Benjamin Lee's.
by Wei Ju April 10, 2019
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benjamin william

a basic guy with two basic first names. he likes to go by "ben" because he doesn't like benjamin. he is outgoing, smart, obsessed with popcorn, and is way to confident. he has probably dated only one or two girls and loves to present speeches and is very positive. he is probably an overachiever in school. he is also very polite and mannered. he is friends with many different people and is a good person, although he can be NERDY.
benjamin william is going on a star wars marathon tonight, do not bother him.
did you hear that benjamin william got a 95% in his math course this semester? he is such an overachiever.
by Ahoho February 19, 2020
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