Broner

When a bro has or gains a "boner" (enlarging/hardening of the male penis or shlong)

Damn that pezza gave me a massive broner

by Caponer/ale July 25, 2009

Bronado

The occurrence of a tornado in Brooklyn, witnessed and recorded on camera by two males (preferably brothers) who will exchange expletives to each other and the utter destruction of surrounding forestry as they stand there and look at it from their balcony.

OMG Holy Sh** Dude, did you see the footage of the tree that got knocked down by that Bronado from yesterday??

by 4n14 September 27, 2010

Bromarriage

The joining of two heterosexual males in the union of marriage. Usually a long and fulfilling bromance precedes this unity of two men becoming one. Following this union of a man and his partner, they usually get an apartment together and play the Nintendo Wii. This is considered to be the highest form of a bromantic relationship.

Russ: I want more from our Bromantic relationship. I want to be in a bromarriage with you. Will you bromarry me John?

John: I do. Now fire up the Wii!

by The Russ Buss December 9, 2008

Broner

A Bro, or dude, who gets an erection when no girls are present.

John: "What the fuck Steve, you have a broner right now!"

Steve: "Oh...no thats just my pants...."

John: "Whatever man your a fucking homo."

by Landerman November 5, 2009

Broner

When a male randomly gets an erection while in the presence of his male friends.

There is nothing sexual about it.

Guy one: Dude, why do you have a hard on, when I'm the only one around?

Guy two: It's a broner dude, don't worry.

by I say, now. February 5, 2010

Bronage a Trois

A play on the word ménage a Trois.

When a girl is fucking with two dudes at the same time, but the guys are cool with it because they agreed to it beforehand without her knowledge.

Tiffany: You know Keisha’s been fucking with David behind your back for months now!

Reggie: Yeah, we both know how she gets down, so we have a Bronage a Trois going on.

by Mr.YumYum January 5, 2021

Brovaries

the egg carrying reproductive sacs adjacent to ones mangina

dude, don't get your brovaries in a bunch

by Mr.Blackwell July 19, 2010