Bonk

When something happens that makes you go 😐. Mostly used ironically. Often a one word reply.

Your Crush: I’m sorry, I don’t date losers.

You: Bonk.

by thongas April 14, 2021

bonk

do the gay

Person 1:"just uhhh...... just bonk against me, it's a hug but painfull and without hands"

by zoocanada February 27, 2018

Bonk

A): A hit , often on the head with a hollow, echoing sound.

B(ritish): The act of sex.

C: An expression used to alert others that you are horny.

"Bonk!"

"Go to horny jail"

by Josh9742dop May 14, 2022

Bonk Bean

Bonkripper255 but a bean.
pretty much the definition of autism.

Terry's a Bonk Bean looking ass fucker.

by HoodieGuyy July 12, 2023

Bonk

Sexual inter course

I bonked your mum mate

by Henry the hoover April 17, 2020

Bonk

A group of any 5 words of an essay/paper that is being written. Used a unit of measurement to show one's progress in writing said essay/paper.
Originates from the idea of beating up, hypothetically, one's essay as the word count increases towards getting to the minimum word count.

Person 1: How is that english essay coming?
Person 2: I don't know what to write next! I guess I just have to make up something and get a few more bonks in the document.

Person 1: My essay isn't quite long enough!
Person 2: Just include a couple more bonks in what you already have to make it longer. It doesn't have to be perfect. Remember: B(onk)s get degrees.

by psalms86 December 7, 2020

Bink Bonk Skip

A term used when someone accidentally finds a new speedrun tech and needs a placeholder name for it

That's it! That's the bink bonk skip!

by walmu November 12, 2022