Bonk

International: The act of hitting someone, primarily with a baseball bat to the head

Meme: A dog hitting another dog in the head with a baseball bat with the caption "go to horny jail *bonk*" This meme was popular in 2020 and still is

British: The act of having sex with someone

"oh that guy is so hot I would fuck him anyday"
*Bonk*
"Go to horny jail"

OR

"Aight mate?"
"Yeah not so bad how are you"
"I'm feeling splendid, just bonked the wife last night, and I finished right as the daughter walked in"
"Damn you had a wild night"

by dErpyto3z July 24, 2022

bonk ban

A prohibition against sexual or intimate relationships between parliamentarians and staffers.

Your on bonk ban because you want to get with a senior member

by chloe9463 June 26, 2022

gonger bonk

my friend was being a dick head so fuck you gonger bonk time "verb to gonger"

my friend is a fucking gonger bonk

by robotratking123 August 30, 2022

bonk

its not that gas

i aint smokin no bonk

by anonymous April 22, 2022

Bonk

Bonk is a the sound you hear when someone like that weird flower hits someone with a coconut.

AAAAAAAA!!! GET AWAY FROM ME!!! *throws coconut* Bonk

by Gary The Flower January 6, 2022

Bonk

Unit to measure hits on the head with a baseball bat by a doggo to someone who is too horny. These bonks usually come together with the obligation to go to horny jail.

3 bonks, go to horny jail

by angrytaco January 12, 2022

Bink Bonk Skip

A term used when someone accidentally finds a new speedrun tech and needs a placeholder name for it

That's it! That's the bink bonk skip!

by walmu November 12, 2022