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Broccoli Blasted

When at a party, your friend passes out from having to much to drink and you then proceed to place broccoli or other assorted fruits or vegetables on top of them to leave them waking up wildly confused.
jake:dude you were gone last night
brandon: ya i woke up with fruit and shit all over me
jake: haha that was svenny. you got broccoli blasted bro.
by piggymcoink March 18, 2011
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Finger-blasted

To pump your fingers in and out of a vagina and/or ass hole. Usually drawing blood and urin during female ejaculation.
"Did you fuck her"? "No. She just got Finger-blasted"
by What a Jock! August 24, 2014
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becky blasted

The moment becky got blasted by a train in a youtube video made for the LPD Files. In the LPD Files the Loli Police Department is met by Vivi and Becky in a tain station where Becky is being held hostage by Vivi across the tracks amidst a negotiation scenario. When the train comes Vivi hits Becky across the head with the butt of her gun knocking Becky into the train track resulting in Becky getting BLASTED by a KORAIL EMD GT26CW-2.
*Gets run over by a train*
Her: NOOOOO BECKY GOT BECKY BLASTED!
by UnicornToes February 28, 2021
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blasted

slammed with a cock and or fingers to the point of pain.
man you got so blasted last night it wasnt even funny!
by your mom December 27, 2004
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Blasted

Being high on shrooms, weed, and various cheap alcohols.
"We were so blasted last night I don't remeber shit!"
by L.Joooo September 11, 2011
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Basted

When you empty a truck load of semen into her vag. Much to the same effect one sees when basting a turkey.
"Bro, I totally basted this chick last night, I could fill a mason jar with how much I came."
by Vampectits October 1, 2016
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boosted girl

Boosted girl means you’re a god at fortnite but you have to be playing on console. It also means you aren’t a girl 🛐♊️💔💔♋️
Did you see that boosted girl at moisty mires the other day
by Ffour Oclock October 27, 2018
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