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Phantom Bluetooth

The feeling that you still have a Bluetooth device in your ear after you have taken it out. This is typically due to extended wearing of said Bluetooth device.
(Man #1 reaches up towards his ear, feels around for a Bluetooth, then commences to scratch ear instead.)

Man #2: "Dude, is your ear feeling okay?"

Man #1: "Yeah, I thought my Bluetooth was making my ear itch. It turns out that Phantom Bluetooth was to blame!"
by MCBassGuitar October 18, 2013
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virgin blunt

A blunt that doesn't contain tobacco or nicotine.
We only smoke virgin blunts inside the house because Bob doesn't like the smell of tobacco.
by Kenos123 February 4, 2018
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Romanian Blunt

The act of two male individuals, in which one
ignites the others pubic hairs on fire while
giving a blowjob.
Bro, last night Dax gave me the best Romanian Blunt ever!
by Hummus_muncher2 April 21, 2022
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the peter blunt system

The system that Randy Quaid's character from Caddyshack 2, a lawyer named Peter Blunt uses instead of the "real legal system."
Well, you certainly made it very clear how your legal system works Mr. Young. Now, I'd like to explain a little bit about the Peter Blunt system. You see, I don't go in for lawsuits and motions or any of the legal stuff. No, no, you see what happens is, uh, I find out where you live and then I come to your house, see? And I beat down your door with a fucking baseball bat! And, then I make a bonfire with the Chipendale, maybe roast that Golden Retriever, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, then eat it! And then I'm coming upstairs, junior, and I'm gonna grab you by your Brooks Bros. P.J.s, and then I'm gonna take your brand new B.M.W., and cram it up your tight ass! Do we have an understanding?
by Brandtl03 February 16, 2018
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Blunt Texter

A blunt texter is someone who simply cannot carry a conversation via text message. The conversations they have are usually short and boring, thus the other person gives up trying to keep the conversation going.
Ex: Heeey! :)
Hey
What's up?
Nm jc u
Nothing.
Aha.
--wow, he's a blunt texter, I think we're done here--
by KittyPurry. October 6, 2012
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Bluetooth Ass

A person who never takes their bluetooth headset out of their ear. They figure it makes them look important.
Fred: Josh's turned into a real Bluetooth Ass since he got that stupid thing.

Joe: Yeah, if he only knew how geek it made him look. Looser!
by Buck Guapo March 29, 2007
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Bluetooth Thug

Anyone that when playing an online game talks major shit but is really a 10 year old trying to act tough when he isn't.
Gamer 1: Yo bitch I just kicked your fucking ass (high squeaky pre-pubescent voice)

Gamer 2: Hey little boy, does your mother know your trying to be a bluetooth thug and cuss?
by Juggalox619 April 26, 2009
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