1. An overzealous doucher with a knack for almost nothing in life. Blake can be found at your local beach pretending to surf and giving random guys "the nod." In his free time he loves to read books and watch pornographic films that contain only male characters. Also has MILF-like mother who loves to give his friends dirty looks and wear scantily clad clothing in their presence. Blake's nickname (Blakeus Arealius) is also oxymoronic as he is rated one of the most unreal people alive. May also be diagnosed with a slight degree of down-syndrome.
2. See also Douche Bag
Synonyms: Tool, Ass, Homo
Antonyms: Chill, Scott, Super
2. See also Douche Bag
Synonyms: Tool, Ass, Homo
Antonyms: Chill, Scott, Super
Kelsey: My boyfriend Blake is so cool!!
Megan: Oh thats your boyfriend? I thought you were just getting some community service hours?
Blake: Blawoahahuag!!!!
Megan: Oh thats your boyfriend? I thought you were just getting some community service hours?
Blake: Blawoahahuag!!!!
by ScottWho? November 20, 2009
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by ohh hellyeah December 28, 2009
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To Blake something is to monumentally destroy something in a fashion that only Blake Wood could.
To Blake something is to monumentally destroy something in a fashion that only Blake Wood could.
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Anecdotal example- If one were to break their car key in the ignition-one could say "He Blaked it!"
-To Blake something can also be a minor inconvenience you cause to a group of people. Eg. Inviting everyone to a weekend getaway, running out of phone battery, and sending everyone to the complete wrong address. "You Blaked it! You fuck."
* there are numerous ways in which a person can "Blake it", please consider adding your own tales of Blaking stuff.
Anecdotal example- If one were to break their car key in the ignition-one could say "He Blaked it!"
-To Blake something can also be a minor inconvenience you cause to a group of people. Eg. Inviting everyone to a weekend getaway, running out of phone battery, and sending everyone to the complete wrong address. "You Blaked it! You fuck."
* there are numerous ways in which a person can "Blake it", please consider adding your own tales of Blaking stuff.
by Blakefan December 16, 2013
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Get the Blake mug.The best dude you will ever meet. Has the biggest ding sling ever. At least a 40 inch. Girls want him. He is a god. He is Jesus. If Jesus was a hot pile of muscle!!
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Girl 2: oh that’s just Blake, his dick is inverted
Girl 1: no way wtf?
Girl 2: yep, and he can’t spell inverted
Girl 2: oh that’s just Blake, his dick is inverted
Girl 1: no way wtf?
Girl 2: yep, and he can’t spell inverted
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