by the good girl(; March 29, 2010
Get the bazinga mug.A growing euphemism for when a guy is bad at performing oral sex on a woman. Particularly, it refers to when a guy, in a desperate attempt to stimulate the clitoris of his female partner, tries to extend his mouth as far as possible towards the clitoris and then proceeds to perform ultimately unsatisfying or poorly-formed cunnilingus. The definition comes from the scene in SpongeBob Squarepants, where Squidward is trying a crabby patty for the first time. He extends his neck, shaking in fear, extends his jaw, and then takes one, quivering *bite* of the crabby patty.
Female A: How was your night with Ricky last night?
Female B: Eh, it was alright. The sex was normal, but he went down on me and it was really weird.
Female A: Oh, did he end up biting the crabby patty?
Female B: Yep, totally bit the crabby patty.
Female B: Eh, it was alright. The sex was normal, but he went down on me and it was really weird.
Female A: Oh, did he end up biting the crabby patty?
Female B: Yep, totally bit the crabby patty.
by PapaMoose February 14, 2012
Get the biting the crabby patty mug.Check out that dude in the cafe. He looks like he stuck his finger in an electrical outlet. He's totally bazinged!
by jennuine March 3, 2014
Get the bazinged mug.by deeandeegirl October 3, 2010
Get the Ultimate Bazinga mug.bizindatch is a bastardization of the word biznatch which is a bastardization of the word bitch.
Female dog, bitch
Female dog, bitch
by The Shock February 20, 2003
Get the bizindatch mug.Scottish slang: disgusting, horrible or unsightly.
A localised variation of "bowfin".
To pronounce, replace the "kn" in "knifing" with "b".
A localised variation of "bowfin".
To pronounce, replace the "kn" in "knifing" with "b".
Lemon mayonnaise is bifing
by Scottish Bread March 23, 2011
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