bought the farm

1.To fail in the most complete way, without understanding how. This originates from the linux error code "EIEIO" which refers to an error which makes no sense, and cannot be repaired.
2.To die

"Jet pilots say that when a jet crashes on a farm the farmer usually sues the government for damages done to his farm by the crash, and the amount demanded is always more than enough to pay off the mortgage and then buy the farm outright. Since this type of crash is nearly always fatal to the pilot, the pilot pays for the farm with his life, and has bought the farm."

With definition 1, the metaphor of buying the farm is often elaborated upon:
*dave makes a big mistake*
jeremy: You just bought the farm.
The minister of agriculture wishes to speak urgently with you.

by the ronnie January 27, 2007

Benghazi

A ruse used to distract the public when your "facts" don't support your argument. Often used by public servants who only work 78 days a year.

An obstruction tactic used by regressives to avoid doing real work. A way for the opposition party to divert attention from obstructionism and a failed legislative record.

(adj.) The Congressman's IRS investigation was going nowhere so he needed a Benghazi style distraction.
(Verb) The Politician decided to Benghazi his opponent because he was losing the debate.
(Noun) Benghazi: translation-"I got nothing"

by petiole August 21, 2013

baughn

Ugly man and can be a Headache. he likes every girl he meets

im a baughn

by bdkewfkewhf May 17, 2017

dox of boughnuts

same principle as tig ol' bitties except with box of doughnuts

"Did you see how many dox of boughnuts the copper put down."

by Pwnrokds November 2, 2006

Boughten

A false definition of the word beaten. Mainly used by Scandinavian guys with insane obessions for obscene pornography and synthesizers, most of them are named Eric.

He was boughten as a child, I was boughten.

by Alessandro Highmountain September 21, 2007

bought

To take something from a store without paying for it.

"Yo, I don't have enough for these headphones so I'm going to bought them."

by Miimz0rz April 21, 2006

Boughten

Past Tense of Purchase.

I would have Boughten it, but it was already had.

by tha malcontent January 30, 2009